The eldest brother and sister-in-law had a quarrel, and in a fit of anger, the sister-in-law returned to her parental home. The eldest brother stayed home drinking alone and got drunk quickly. He stammered, 'No! Today's incident is too frustrating! I need to go and clarify things with that woman!' I hurried to comfort him, and after a struggle, managed to coax him into taking off his clothes and slipping into bed. I breathed a sigh of relief and went to the study to play Dynasty Warriors. Just ten minutes later, I heard the eldest brother's footsteps. I shouted, 'Do you want some water?' No response. I asked again, and the answer was the sound of the security door slamming shut. I rushed out immediately. In the sunset, the eldest brother was completely naked, sticking out his bare butt, pedaling the bicycle with all his effort, his figure quickly disappearing at the entrance of the community.
Interview afterward:
Me: 'You were really that drunk that you didn't know anything? It's only about ten degrees out, don't you feel cold?'
Eldest brother: 'Damn! I sobered up as soon as I got out of the community!'
Me: 'Then why did you ride all the way to your mother-in-law's house in a fit of anger?'
Eldest brother: 'Damn it, I wanted to go home, but then I saw three security guards rubbing their eyes at the entrance. If they recognized me, I'd never have the face to live here again! So I had to borrow clothes from my father-in-law!'
Me: 'I was driving behind you, why didn't you just get in the car?'
Eldest brother: 'At that time, I wasn't paying attention to what was behind; I just pedaled for dear life!'
Me: 'No wonder I couldn't catch up with you in the car—5 kilometers in 5 minutes, not far from the world record!'
Eldest brother: 'Five minutes? Damn! Feels like it took longer than the last time I rode from Suzhou to Zhouzhuang!'
During an exam when I was in vocational school... I remember we had a statistics exam, and the invigilating teacher was the female headteacher called 'Missionary Chi' by everyone. Because I had prepared well, the exam went smoothly, almost effortlessly. I finished all the questions with more than half an hour to spare, and finally looked up to see quite a few people still scratching their heads, which gave me a secret sense of delight. But I still didn't want to submit first, so I checked the paper leisurely while picking at my nose. I picked off a sticky piece that wouldn't come off, so I rolled it in my hand. Beware, GC is coming! Suddenly, in a flash, a figure rushed over and snatched the nose pick from my hand—it was 'Missionary Chi!' She muttered something: 'I've caught you cheating!!'After going home, I couldn't help but tell my brother. He laughed so hard at the time that he crouched on the ground, patting the floor with his hands... Many years later, whenever I think about it, I want to laugh. I really want to know how 'Abbess Miejue' felt at that time, haha...
