A review of classic lines from 'iPartment 3'

1. Go say your stupid words to someone even dumber. 2. If you want to be a pair of chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely. 3. There are fewer Lei Fengs and more shocking people; fewer serve the people, more serve money; fewer help grandmas cross the street, more hold hands with mistresses. 4. One earthquake solved the longstanding grudge Mao Zedong had in his heart. 5. When the heart is moving, how can it connect? 6. About our love, the doctor said: He already tried his best.

1. Your serious exterior can't hide your secretly flirtatious heart. 2. Your shameless look somewhat resembles my youthful charm. 3. You are the legendary… top fighter among the awesome, VIP among the cheap. 4. Seeing your face makes me feel your parents weren't serious when they made you. 5. As for your looks, how should I put it… the pixels are a bit low.

1. Failure is the mother of success, I already have many moms, but none of them are pregnant. 2. Stop-and-go, so stylish, one second freeze, so dashing. 3. I said to be low-key, but you insisted on applause and cheers. 4. Dreams are always interrupted by needing to pee! 5. No one can replace your position in my heart, because you don't have a position in my heart at all.

1. A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian. 2. A bold life needs no explanation! 3. How can you say his brain is full of water? First of all, you need to have a brain. 4. Three cobblers with their wits combined can outsmart Zhuge Liang. 5. You are even better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen! 6. I'm Brother Zeng, I told you, trust me, trust me.

1. You can run from the monk, but not from the abbot. 4. Spit is for counting money, not for arguing. 5. We are two aspiring youths standing on the street, ready to let our ideals fly. 6. If I become emperor, I will make you crown prince.

1. I'm not customer service, you have no right to ask me to answer this or that. 2. Other people's wealth is just exterior to me. 3. After you were born, were you thrown up three times but only caught twice? 4. Some people look much better with a face mask than in real life. 5. Are we very familiar? Randomly sending a video? You think this is your TV at home? You press one button and a person appears. 6. If you can use your hands, try not to argue.

1. You're not a VIP, not even a V, you're just a P. 2. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple intelligence. 3. On a whim, I used your photo as my desktop, and damn, it actually got a computer virus.4. If my life were a movie, you would be that popping-up commercial. 5. Normally, I just scold you, fine, but only when I hit you do you realize I am skilled in both civil and martial arts. People are iron, attitude is steel—if you don't put on a facade for a day, it feels suffocating... Hu Yifei: Are you really relatives? Tang Youyou: Really, I'm TMD the thirteenth sister. Zi Qiao: She really is TMD my mom's thirteenth sister, although I really don't want to admit it. Tang Youyou: But I will always be your little aunt, okay? Xiao Xian: Your mom is really weird. Yifei: Really TMD weird. Guan Gu: Who the TMD is that? 1. Formatting yourself is just to delete you! 2. Build muscles, to prevent getting beaten! 3. The greatest sorrow in life is turning someone else's debt into your own. 4. Being talented is like being pregnant; it takes time for people to notice. 5. Wake up from a nap, and it's already dark. 6. Please don't speak English in front of me anymore, OK? 7. Your thoughts can go as far as hell; you just roll as far as hell! 1. Wearing a hat without a brim, pretending to be a cook; peeing from a roof, pretending to be on watch; riding a bike and farting, pretending to slowly release gas! 2. Dancing is too tiring, singing is too expensive, better to have a class reunion, reminisce about school life, avoid single heartbreaks, give feedback to each other, and matchmake a few couples. Guys, please move aside, you're blocking my phone signal. 2. Oh, you're so busy and you still go to the bathroom personally? 3. Ahem! Say what should be said, whisper what shouldn't be said. 4. If I don't go to hell, whoever wants to go can go. 5. I never hold grudges; generally, if I have a grudge, I settle it on the spot. 6. Confucius said: If you don't nap at noon, you break down in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right. Others laugh at me for being too lewd; I laugh at them for not being open. 2. Mermaid, I love you; only you won't cheat. 3. Beasts, let go of that girl, let me go first. 4. Others hold hands, I hold my dog, walking around and swimming, biting whoever annoys me. 5. Important people are getting fewer, but those left are increasingly important. 6. When I was young, my family was poor. Couldn't afford a bike, so I took a taxi to school every day. 1. I don't even trust the punctuation in your words. 2. Still, 10086 treats me well; I send a message, it replies with three. 3. If you keep ignoring me, tonight I'll sing "Anxious" under your building. 4. No big deal, hold a class reunion, breaking up one pair is one pair. 5. Calling you 2B, even a pencil wouldn't accept that.6. So many people despise me, who do you think you are? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want love luck? Do you want to stay young forever? — Stop dreaming and study well. When you fall and are left with only one bar of health, shout 'Brother Xin Zeng' three times to revive on the spot. 2. When the tiger doesn't attack, you think I'm seriously ill? 3. Listen to others' stories, shed your own tears. 4. Online chatting is dangerous, don't get emotionally attached. 5. I'll get straight to the point: This matter, it's a long story. 5. Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian, friend Zeng. Seeing their wedding photo, I really want to Photoshop it into black and white and hang it on the wall. 2. My name is God, nickname Jesus, English name God, Dharma name Tathagata. 3. Dating shows test the thickness of your skin. 4. Maturity is realizing more and more that your past self was an idiot. 5. Singing 'Impatience' in front of the computer, after finishing, it crashed. 6. Logging into QQ seems to be for waiting for someone, but when the person arrives, there's nothing to say. You can't hang yourself on just one tree, try dying on several nearby trees. 2. If you slip on a banana peel, make sure to get up and keep stepping on it; once it's crushed, it won't be slippery. 3. Face reality, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas. 4. After death, having a grave somewhat compensates for not being able to buy a house while alive. I am a little stream, always flowing forward, little stream, little stream, never stopping. 2. She is very normal, extremely normal, even abnormally normal. 3. Love without marriage as the goal is just fooling around. 4. True men? Isn't China only supposed to have one true man? Even Beckham doesn't know, what qualification do you have to talk basketball with me! 2. Men and toothbrushes — I never share! 3. In the future, I will marry Tang Seng as my husband; if you can play, play; if you can't, eat him. 4. People are not afraid of death, but most afraid of not knowing how to live! 5. I cannot satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. There are only two things I will never do in my life: I can't do this, I can't do that. 2. One day, your name will appear on my household registration. 3. Kindness is when others are hungry, I eat meat without smacking my lips. 4. What era is this with no sense of being a rogue at all. 5. Compare which of these two fish is more handsome; being handsome means being tomorrow's dish. How can someone look so handsome at first glance? Wait, it must be because it's just a first glance!I daz, I daz again, I daz some more, how come I daz so handsome every time. "You're just a boring well—either way, you're a loser! If you don't have a diamond drill, don't take on porcelain work; if you don't have a golden cudgel, don't wear a mini skirt. 1. Close your eyes, I saw my future... 2. When seeing injustice, let out a roar, then keep moving forward. 3. Only when pants lose their belt do you understand what dependence means. 4. Take a newspaper to the restroom, I am a person of learning. 5. Search on Google or Baidu. 6. Life is sometimes like a computer. When it crashes, it crashes, no negotiation. 1. Rock-paper-scissors, loser takes off pants! 2. Sleep is an art—no one can stop me from pursuing art. 3. I am 23 years old, loved by everyone, flowers bloom at my sight, cars get flat tires! Every time I walk in the street, a handsome guy looks back, or a beauty jumps off a building! 4. Obey me and be good, oppose me and you fall! 5. I am very poor, so poor that all I have left is money! 6. Cannons fire, war drums beat, I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of! 7. Carrots and greens, everyone has their preference!