locking 『Original』Welcome to Master Rogue

The original poster: gay assassin Views: 122 Replies: 3 Posted in: 2012-09-03 22:59:09
Youngster, are you lonely? Youngster, are you feeling empty? Youngster, are you feeling alone? Actually, I understand; you understand, I understand! For youngsters like you, your problems are very hard to solve! Do you think that fapping 20 times a day to Teacher Yui Ye can solve your emptiness? Do you think hugging an inflatable doll to sleep every day can solve your loneliness? Ah! Big mistake! Extremely sad! Right now, is there a vague, ethereal voice in your heart? 'Youngster, youngster, let's hook up.' What??? Listen carefully again, it's not that voice from before! ...Listening... 'Youngster, youngster, join a clan. God knows there are lonely youngsters, and specifically set up clans. Keep moving forward, Amen.' So, you sprint naked towards the distance! At this moment, in front of you, there are three gates… They are: Perfect, Charming, Master Rogue. It's time to choose. You look at Perfect: 'Such a lousy name, Perfect my ass, it's still ugly...ugh...yeah, stay away.' You look at Charming: 'I'm a grown man, charming my ass, am I supposed to charm the city to sell myself…shiver…stay away.' Finally, you stand in front of the Master Rogue gate! 'Wow, this is exactly what I want! Rogue, such a profound word, meaningful! I like it! I want to become a professional rogue!' So, you push open the Master Rogue gate!!! Behind the shining gate, the perverted duo, Cunk and Mu Qing, are fapping at Feng Jie… Ling Feng and Hong Shun are singing 'The Most Dazzling Rogue Style.' Meanwhile, Wang Quan is singing, 'Guys, fap away, fap away, it's not a sin; they were born unlucky, all because they joined Master Rogues, from now on fap without fatigue...' You get lost in this musical silver world… At this moment, God private messages you again. 'Child, congratulations on making the right choice. Now, there's one more step, and you'll succeed.' 'What is it?' 'Just add (Master Rogue@) in front of your ID!' 'Thank you, God! I will!' 'Child, I wish you happiness.' God, with tears in His eyes, flies away. Youngster, the smile on your lips lingers for a long time… The End. Alright, purely handwritten, typed on my phone, so tiring, please recommend it! Everyone must support it! Especially the rogues! Remember!
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Someone, stew the original poster and send them to the cannibals.
Don't go too far, damn it, what do you mean, I'm in a bad mood right now, don't provoke me
Extreme posts and posts that belittle other families should be locked.
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