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The original poster: Perfect @ Reincarnation Views: 145 Replies: 4 Posted in: 2012-09-09 00:00:00
1. As the saying goes: A good horse does not eat the grass behind it; but another saying goes: A prodigal son who reforms is worth more than gold!
2. As the saying goes: A rabbit does not eat the grass near its nest; but another saying goes: The pavilion nearest the water gets the moon first!
3. As the saying goes: A prime minister can hold the world in his stomach; but another saying goes: It is not gentlemanly to leave a grudge unanswered!
4. As the saying goes: A real man would rather die than submit; but another saying goes: A real man knows when to yield and when to assert!
5. As the saying goes: When beating a dog, one must look at its owner; but another saying goes: Kill a chicken to warn the monkey!
6. As the saying goes: Say everything you know, leave nothing unsaid; but another saying goes: Speak not deeply with shallow friends, silence is golden!
7. As the saying goes: The road will appear when the cart reaches the mountain; but another saying goes: One does not turn back until hitting a wall!
8. As the saying goes: If others do not offend me, I do not offend them; but another saying goes: Strike first to win, strike later and suffer!
9. As the saying goes: A small gift shows deep affection; but another saying goes: One cannot be faulted for giving too many gifts!
10. As the saying goes: Strength lies in numbers; but another saying goes: Too many people, too many opinions!
11. As the saying goes: If trade fails, morality remains; but another saying goes: Even brothers should keep clear accounts!
12. As the saying goes: One hero needs three helpers; but another saying goes: Rely on yourself rather than others!
13. As the saying goes: People aim high; but another saying goes: The higher you climb, the harder you fall!
14. As the saying goes: Spit a word, drive a nail; but another saying goes: The human tongue has two skins, every word can be justified!
15. As the saying goes: Knowledge should have ownership; but another saying goes: If not shared, the mind feels uneasy!
16. As the saying goes: Fixing the pen after losing sheep is not too late; but another saying goes: Fixing the pen after losing sheep is too late!
17. As the saying goes: A dying camel is still bigger than a horse; but another saying goes: A featherless phoenix is less than a chicken!
18. As the saying goes: Better to shatter like jade than remain intact like tile; but another saying goes: As long as the green hills remain, one need not fear the firewood shortage!
19. As the saying goes: One cannot judge a man by his appearance, nor measure the sea by a pint; but another saying goes: Clothes make the man, saddle makes the horse!
20. As the saying goes: A prodigal son who reforms is worth more than gold; but another saying goes: A dog cannot stop eating feces!
21. As the saying goes: The sea of bitterness has no bounds, turning back leads to safety; but another saying goes: Once the bow is shot, there is no returning arrow!
22. As the saying goes: Take a step back and the sea and sky are wide; but another saying goes: On a narrow road, the brave prevail!23. As the saying goes: In three hundred and sixty trades, there is a champion in every trade; but another saying goes: All occupations are lowly, only studying is noble!
24. As the saying goes: You only regret having too little knowledge when you need to use it; but another saying goes: A scholar is useless in a hundred ways!
25. As the saying goes: Money isn't everything; but another saying goes: Money can make even ghosts push mills!
26. As the saying goes: Heaven never bars one's way; but another saying goes: The net of heaven is vast yet spares nothing!
27. As the saying goes: Rise above the mud without being stained; but another saying goes: Near vermilion, one is red; near ink, one is black!
28. As the saying goes: Catch thieves by catching the loot, catch unfaithful lovers by catching them in pairs; but another saying goes: If you want to frame someone, there's never a lack of excuses!
29. As the saying goes: Poverty and low status cannot corrupt one's character; but another saying goes: A poor person has little ambition, a skinny horse grows long hair!
30. As the saying goes: Indigo is extracted from the blue plant but excels the blue; but another saying goes: Ginger gets spicier as it ages!
31. As the saying goes: The younger generation is to be feared; but another saying goes: Hairless on the lips, unreliable in deeds!
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Why are there so many horses...
What…?
Why isn't there anything about something like a dark horse?
Wow, someone
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