What's going on with the Perfect Family and the Royal Family? I missed just one day of the forum and such a big thing happened~
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Yo yo, check the mess... She grabbed my breasts, tricked me into making love, and in the end, when I found out I was pregnant, tears fell. My hymen was gone, my period stopped, and I finally realized why painless abortion is so expensive! Back then, you spread my legs, and if you did, you separate. Now you want me to have an abortion, and I still want love. Orgasm isn't about coming whenever you want~ No matter how high you get, no matter how fast you come, youth won't return~
I will not make any comment on this matter, so that good people don't go unrewarded; it's better to keep a low profile!
The great river flows eastward\ Here, the poster relieves himself!\ [Hey! Hey! Relieve yourself!] [Walk tall without bowing!]\ The toilet is in the southwest corner!\ Flies and mosquitoes are all here!\ [Hey! Hey! All here!] [Life and death are settled with a bowl of wine!]\ Can't poop, let out a roar!\ Can't roar out poop, use your hand to dig!\ After digging, lick your fingers!\ [Lick! Lick! Fingers!] [Lick! Lick! Fingers!]\ Ai-hai-ya, Yi-er-ya, ai-hai ai-hai Yi-er-ya!\ If you can't get it out, use an iron hook!\ If you can't hook it, blood flows!\ Hurriedly, frantically relieve yourself!
It's all my fault. It's a crime for a woman to be too beautiful, otherwise no one would have fought over me. Now someone is still in the hospital!
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