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Over the past ten-plus years, I have worked hard copying during every exam. For what? Is it for myself? No, it's to improve the class average! For the teacher's face! For the grade director to get credit for outstanding evaluations! For the principal to look good in meetings at the education bureau! Every time I copy, I'm terrified and drenched in sweat. Have I ever complained? I've been selfless to this extent—what more do you want from me!||【Three Books to Read When You Fail an Exam】Teacher: You failed this exam, so I'm giving you three books. First, read "Oratory Skills," and try to convince your dad not to hit you. If that doesn't work, quickly read the second book, "Sprinting." If you still can't escape, then you can only read the third book. Student: Which book? Teacher: "Surgeon."||Elementary School Essay "Torn," full text as follows: I broke up with Duan Wujie, now I am waiting for Zhong Qiujie, but actually I really like Fang Shujia, I miss Fang Shujia so much. But her sister Fang Hanjia is more beautiful, and I like her even more. But in my heart, I have always loved Bu Shangxue the most, I wish to be with her forever, of course, and also her sister Bu Shangban.||In my family, there is dad, mom, and me. Every morning when we leave the house, we go our separate ways; by nightfall, we return differently. Dad is an architect, giving directions on construction sites every day; mom is a salesperson, accepting everyone in the store daily. I am a student, sitting like a wooden statue in the classroom every day. When my grades are poor, dad turns against me, beating me brutally, leaving me bowing in submission; mom stands by and does nothing, never acting righteously.
