The post? The post?
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Legend has it that when the heavens and earth were first opened, Nuwa and Pangu gave birth to thirty people, one of whom, a pig, later became Qin Shi Huang. However, this did not stop Qin Shi Huang from getting Wu Zetian pregnant. As a result, Nuwa died in a car accident, and Pangu eloped with someone, but this became one of the main reasons Sun Wukong was born, and together with Chang'e gave birth to Zhu Bajie. Consequently, Sha Wujing and the Spider Spirit gave birth to Li Shimin, directly leading to the Japanese occupying the Philippines in 1937, causing skyrocketing prices, preventing Wu Dalang from marrying Bai Gujing. However, this also created a generation of overlords, Dou E and Steve Jobs, who in 1936 jointly developed the atomic bomb and successfully tested it in Iraq, which led to Gaddafi and Britney failing in an affair, causing Newton, after being hit on the head by a banana, to invent the iPhone, which became very popular in Korea, dealing an unprecedented blow to Nokia's Android phones, and directly becoming a cause of the 2012 Indian Ocean tsunami. Then Obama and Ronaldo won the 1988 World Cup and later served as volleyball coaches in the CBA. In the end, with a huge bang, the original poster and Ultraman were buried together on top of pig excrement flung by the fleas from a dead pig's testicles in a magnificent but foul-smelling gutter in the Chinese-Philippine-USA-European village!!!!
The thread starter came back looking for criticism again. If the moderators don't delete your post, it would be an insult to humanity!
A bunch of idiots. Told you to suck eggs, old pro, I, a rookie, am fighting the old pro, going to sleep now.
All the problems in the world can be answered with 'None of your damn business' and 'None of my damn business.' Suddenly, I feel like farts are really busy...
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