Men who don't act like rascals are underdeveloped; women who aren't flirtatious aren't high-class; sleeping in spring without knowing dawn leads to sexual harassment everywhere; socialism is great, but there are few virgins; go out and look around, they're all married women. // Could you possibly be the dung ball once rolled over by the cockroach that was stepped on by Wangcai, the low-intelligence pet dog of the Shaolin Temple's disabled master, who at the time had unmatched martial arts at Mount Hua debates and was famously called 'a pear blossom weighing down the crabapple'? // There's a type of furniture called a bed; a type of person called a beast; a type of animal called a chicken; a type of weapon called cheap; a type of expression called miserable; a type of divine creature called floating clouds; a type of feeling called painful testicles; a type of number called 2; a type of letter called B; a type of season called spring; a type of show called Spring Festival Gala; a type of civilization called ‘your mom'. There's a type of strength called watching; a type of good deed called sharing. // Screaming in pain doesn't necessarily mean virginity; smiling certainly means slut. 2. Long night, many dreams, if you take off, so do I. 3. Shallow waters have many turtles, everywhere are big brothers. 4. Look lightly on life and death, if you disagree, fight. 5. True heart is not as good as cash, emotions are just a need for sex. 6. Famous flowers may have owners, but I loosen the soil. 7. Flowers under the moonlight are not as good as spending money under the sun. // [What type are you?] Chasing girls is an artist; chasing married women is an adventurer; chasing widows is a philanthropist; chasing single women is an explorer; chasing nuns is a dreamer; chasing female celebrities is a capitalist; chasing everything is a politician. // American men are excellent, sex doesn't care about before or after; German men live well, couples can swap partners; Japanese men are stylish, but are all sexual perverts; Chinese men are truly unlucky, getting caught after sex. // Asking what sunshine is in this world, when it rains, there are no more panties! Asking what sunshine is in this world, under the air conditioner, panties blow about! Unwashed panties together could circle the earth three times! Panties are not something you can just have, you can't do as you please! The road will appear when the car reaches the mountain, but with rain comes wet panties! Those years, our un-dried panties together! Cold air moves south during humid days, may the panties dry quickly!