Speechless!

Some comments on certain floors were too perverted, so they were deleted. Do you understand? Such a newbie!!!

Thanks, pig

After the original poster finished posting, he looked at the words popping up in the bottom right corner of the computer: 'Insufficient balance, the system will shut down soon.' Reluctantly, he stood up. He walked out of the internet café, took out his only one yuan, and rode home. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his dad and ** sitting in the room, both looking unhappy—the room was a mess. They must have just quarreled again! About to divorce again! ** stood up with a sullen face and asked, 'Son, your dad and I are about to divorce. Do you want to be with me or your dad? Make your own choice!' The original poster looked at **, then at his dad. Tears immediately welled up. Yes. What a cruel choice, he thought. He knew that ** was tighter and had more moisture. But it was obvious that his dad's anus had just been opened up even tighter. Which should he choose? Suddenly, his mind lit up: choose **! After all, she had three holes, and dad only had two! So, full of apology, he said to his dad, 'Sorry, I choose to be with **!' His dad moved his lips and slowly said, 'Son, don't forget. She will never have the ability to develop your anus, but I do!' Hearing this, the original poster's face turned pale. He then fell into infinite dilemma again.

Disgusting downstairs