This picture… is really too shady! Isn't it?
So sleazy! Isn't it? \ Excerpt from Baidu Tieba: It turns out these online writers look like this
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When LZ posted this thread, he was puffing on a 4.5 Red River, using his right hand that had just masturbated to rub his toes, emitting satisfied moans. Long ashes fell onto the double-flyer keyboard the OP had used for 5 years, releasing a foul smell on the dirty keys, but LZ still pounded on it enthusiastically. When thirsty, he drank tap water mockingly from a Jianlibao can he had drunk from a week ago, smiling to show his yellow teeth while looking at his imaginary YY posts. The instant noodle takeout box by his side had been there for a month, full of cigarette butts. The OP just acted cute, dropped the bait, and giggled foolishly watching fellow bar forum users. Using the toe-rubbing hand to hold chopsticks, he took a big slurp of instant noodles, unaware of how much dead skin had fallen into the soup. The wobbly chair creaked and groaned along with LZ's up-and-down movements. In less than half a minute, a near-convulsive sigh, and a thin stream of semen flowed onto LZ's hand. LZ quickly picked up paper towels he had stolen from eating noodles last time to wipe it off, silently thinking: today's already the third time; next week I won't do it. Meanwhile, he tossed the paper wad onto the table.
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