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The original poster: Royalty @ Star Bright Views: 468 Replies: 5 Posted in: 2012-09-24 23:59:38
Hehe, hello everyone, I am an experienced person!! What's below is very interesting!! $_$ Hehe, you guys click and see =_= You can try this too You guys know!! *^_^*
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This is a beginner's masturbation tutorial; experienced people can ignore it!
Preparation: Remember to wash your hands before masturbating. Make sure to wash them thoroughly, otherwise there will be a lot of bacteria on your hands! Once your hands are clean, you're almost ready to start! At this point, prepare three kinds of paper: one is the kind of rough toilet paper, one is a softer napkin, and the other is cardboard. All of these are available in supermarkets. Napkins are used to wipe the tip of the penis, toilet paper is used to wipe off any spills on the floor or other places. Cardboard is used to throw away the trash.
Timing: Teenage friends should not masturbate when parents are at home, especially those parents who do not respect their children and enter rooms without knocking. If your dad suddenly comes in while you are masturbating, it can be very awkward. Also, teenagers should not masturbate when parents are about to get off work. I had a friend in his teenage years who was masturbating happily at home, almost finished, when his mom suddenly came back. He got nervous, pulled up his pants, instantly closed the media player, but accidentally slipped. At that moment, he was erect, so he fell to the ground, and there was a cracking sound. White fluid mixed with a bit of blood seeping through his pants.
Choosing the object: Regarding choosing the object, I strongly advise against movies or anime. Firstly, movies are dynamic, and while you watch the moving pictures, your lower body is moving at high frequency. This can later cause insufficient blood supply to the brain, slow reaction, and diminished eyesight. Anime is even less recommended, because it's all cartoonish, and later in real life, no real woman will seem as beautiful as the anime characters. So between real (no pornographic content) and porn, choose the real. So which type should you watch...
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Just take a look at the old one, I'm just passing by!
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