1. During the middle school sports meet relay race, the teacher repeatedly reminded the athletes that when handing over the baton, they must hold it steadily, steadily, and then steadily again. So, during the race... they... really... kissed.
2. In the morning, I heard the news that spring is a good season for flying kites. In a certain place, a giant kite appeared, 30 meters long and 20 meters wide. Since one person couldn't fly it alone, they asked people in the square for help. So, seven young men were flying a big kite, and slowly the kite rose. Because the kite was too large, the strength of seven people couldn't control it, so someone let go, but one person didn't let go and was lifted by the kite. This person slowly ascended. Then the following scene occurred: everyone in the square was watching this giant kite, and a person, desperately shouting for help and clutching the kite line with both hands, was carried 7 meters into the air by the kite. It was quite a spectacle. Everyone was caught off guard. At this time, an old man (probably an experienced kite flyer) stepped forward, grabbed the end of the line, tied it to a lamppost, and shouted for people to pull down together, saving the person just in time. After coming down, the old man said to him: 'Young man, do you have a girlfriend? You are too honest; I want to introduce my granddaughter to you.' Everyone fainted.
3. An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese person went on a jungle adventure and were all captured by a cannibal tribe.
The tribal chief said: 'I'm in a good mood today, I won't eat you all, but each of you must endure 100 lashes. Before the lashes, you can make one wish.'
The American went first and asked for 10 cushions to pad his buttocks.
After padding, the lashes rained down; the first 70 strokes were bearable, but after 70 strokes, the cushions were destroyed, and then each stroke drew blood... After it was done, the American walked away, holding his bloodied and battered buttocks.
Seeing this, the Japanese person requested 10 mattresses for padding. After 100 lashes, the Japanese stood up, patted his buttocks, and proudly bragged about his imitation and creative ability. He sat aside, ready to watch the Chinese person's performance.
It was the Chinese person's turn. The Chinese person slowly lay down and leisurely said: 'Come, use the Japanese person to pad me.'
