1. A mother was on a plane with her grandmother and two daughters in a tragic crash. The four of them drifted onto a small island with a large suitcase, surrounded by a group of soldiers of various ages. At that moment, a strong soldier came over and forcibly took the mother away. The younger daughter hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my mom!" A soldier kicked her away and said, "What do children know!" Then a young soldier came over and grabbed his sister, but the little girl hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my sister away!" The young soldier kicked her away and said, "What do children know!" At that moment, an elderly soldier came over. Just as the little girl was about to rush over, the grandmother kicked the little girl away and said, "What do children know!" 2. The father said to his son: 'Mother is the motherland, father is the party, nanny is society, you are the people.' Please make sentences, but I don't understand. Seeing father and nanny having sex late at night, he suddenly realized: The motherland is asleep, the Party is stirring up society, society is groaning, and the people are crying. 3. Teacher's Day is approaching. Xiaohong doesn't know what to give the teacher, so she tells her dad: Xiaogang gave the teacher a bouquet of flowers, saying they were grown by his own family; Xiao Li gave the teacher a greeting card, saying it was made by himself; Xiaolan gave the teacher a cake, saying it was baked by himself. Dad thought for a moment, took out 100 yuan, and said: Give it to the teacher, say it's his own seal. 4. There was once a little girl who said she liked me on a forum. Borrow money from me. Later, I decisively took out my mirror and looked at it. But I didn't lend it to her~~~ 5." My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend has been seducing him lately, hoping to rekindle their relationship. Enemies really cross paths. Today, while shopping at the mall, I actually ran into her and chased after her. If she hadn't hidden in the girls' restroom, I would have slapped her twice. 6. Our school's landmark building is a big tire. Every year, many graduates take photos with it. I was no exception when I graduated. Just as everyone was forcing a flirtatious smile to appear, the homeroom teacher quietly said, "Everyone knows that big tire is our school's iconic item. Actually, after taking a photo with it, the school means 'You can get lost.'" 7. A stranger kept asking me questions, saying, "Is your school cafeteria good? Is the food expensive? Is it good? Is it good? Is your mayor good? Has housing prices dropped? You need to study hard and serve the country after graduation.""I'm so annoyed, saying, 'Who the hell are you? Get lost.'" Then he sent me a video invitation. The moment I opened it, my whole body went limp...... 8. The mother taught her daughter, "Choosing a husband is a lifelong matter, so you need to be more cautious." Look at your dad, he can fix everything: cars, appliances, faucets, he fixes everything himself, even if the wardrobe breaks, he can fix it himself......" The daughter interrupted, "I understand." The mother said, "I get it, my sister. If you also found a husband like your dad, you would never have to use something new in your life..." 9. A little student asked the rich man, "Sir, why are you so rich?" The rich man said: When I was little, I had nothing like you. Dad gave me an apple, so I sold that apple, used the money I earned to buy two more apples, and then sold it to buy four apples... The child pondered and said, "Sir, I think I understand now." The rich man said, "You understand your sister!" Later, my father passed away, and I inherited all his inheritance. 10. A female colleague was the girlfriend of one of my buddies. One day during a meal, she teased me, saying, "If only I had a son as smart as you in the future!" ”! Me: Dreaming on. After one second...... Me: But there is a way! Female colleague: Dreaming on. 11. In a church built on a mountain, a group of nuns live. Every week, they ride their bikes down the mountain to shop. One day, when they were going down the mountain, the nuns were noisy all the way. The leader suddenly shouted: "Shut up!" If you keep arguing, I'll put your cushions on! 12. One day in a biology experiment, everyone observed their own saliva cells, examined them under a microscope, and recorded them... Just as everyone was happily observing and researching, a scream rang out....... Ah~~~~~~~~ It turned out to be from the beautiful teaching assistant.... The professor thought something had happened, so he ran over to check. After carefully examining her microscope, he said to her, 'Next time, remember to brush your teeth and rinse your mouth!! 13. A sexy young woman came out of the restroom swaying her hips, sat at the bar, and struck a seductive pose toward the stylish bartender, curling her index finger. The bartender suppressed her excitement and walked over: "Miss, what do you need?" The young woman asked in a sultry voice, "Is your manager here?" The bartender replied, "He went out on business..."The young woman cupped the bartender's face with both hands, gently stroked it, and put all ten fingers, one by one, into the bartender's mouth. The bartender sucked lightly. After all ten fingers were finished, the bartender asked, 'Baby, why did you come to see our manager?' The young woman replied, 'I want to tell him there's no paper in the bathroom.'
14. A girl was looking for a marriage partner online and wrote: 'Born in the 80s, beautiful, 165 cm tall, virgin...' I was so touched that I almost cried and replied: 'It's not easy, a virgin born in the 80s, good girl.' After a while, the girl replied: 'The virgin I mentioned refers to my zodiac sign, you are really uncultured...'
15. Someone in 2005, in order to keep a mistress, bought a house for her and gave her 5,000 yuan per month, spending about 400,000 yuan on the house. This year, he separated from his mistress, sold the house, and made 1.2 million yuan. In the end, he spent more than 6 years playing with a mistress but ultimately earned 400,000 yuan. Thank the Party! Thank the government! Thank high housing prices! So keeping a mistress is actually an investment. Later, his wife found out and scolded him furiously, 'Why did you only have one?'
