Explosive! The inflatable doll you wanted has been delivered, please check it!
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The inflatable doll you wanted has been repaired. Please don't treat it so cruelly in the future. You must understand that it is just an inflatable doll, so don't take out your animal desires on it anymore.
The shameless (cao) and creepy original poster… Please, even if you have 'problems' to deal with, you don't need to do it like this…
It is said that when heaven and earth first opened, Nüwa and Pangu gave birth to thirty people, one of whom, a pig, later became Qin Shi Huang. However, this did not stop Qin Shi Huang from getting Wu Zetian pregnant, resulting in Nüwa dying in a car accident and Pangu eloping with someone. This, however, became a major reason for the birth of Sun Wukong, who together with Chang'e gave birth to Zhu Bajie, which in turn caused Sha Wujing and the Spider Spirit to give birth to Li Shimin, directly leading to the 1937 Japanese invasion of the Philippines and causing soaring prices. This prevented Wu Dalang from marrying Bai Gu Jing but also gave rise to the dominating duo Dou E and Steve Jobs, who in 1936 jointly developed the atomic bomb and successfully tested it in Iraq. This resulted in the failures of Gaddafi and Britney **, leading Newton to invent the iPhone after a banana fell on his head. The phone sold very well in South Korea, causing unprecedented setbacks for Nokia's Android phones, and directly leading to the 2012 Indian Ocean tsunami. Then Obama and Ronaldo won the 1988 World Cup and later became volleyball coaches in the CBA. Finally, with a loud boom, the original poster and Ultraman were buried together atop the pig excrement on the flea of a dead pig's testicle in a magnificent stinky gutter in the village of America, China, Philippines, Europe!!!!
I take off all my clothes and lie in front of the camera for survival. But you, dressed in your finest clothes, stand in front of the camera just for selfish desires and deceit. —Sora Aoi
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