Goddess said: Darling, can you make me laugh with just one sentence?
Rich and handsome guy: I like you. (casually)
The goddess showed a smile like a blossoming chrysanthemum, lightly fell into the rich and handsome guy's arms and said: You're so bad. The rich guy won, but he felt no sense of accomplishment.
Goddess said: Hey, can you make me laugh with just one sentence?
Loser guy: You like me. (said seriously)
The goddess laughed so hard she peed on the spot and had to be sent to the hospital for oxygen before she could catch her breath. The loser won, but he felt no sense of accomplishment.
The rich and handsome guy got sick and sent the goddess a text: I have a cold, feel miserable, the servants all took leave, can you come stay with me?
Goddess: Drink some cough syrup first, I'll call a cab and come right over.
The loser got sick and sent the goddess a text: I masturbated too much, feel miserable, my coworkers all went out, can you come stay with me?
Goddess: Just drink some pesticide, I don't have time.
On the goddess's birthday, both the loser and the rich guy gave gifts. The goddess opened the rich and handsome guy's gift; inside was an iPhone 4S and a set of hotel keys. The goddess called the rich guy with the 4S, then went to the hotel with him… The goddess didn't open the loser's gift and threw it straight into the trash. It also contained an iPhone 4S, bought by the loser selling bricks and rice in the streets. There were no hotel keys, only a birthday card that read: No matter whether we can be together in the future, I wish you happiness.
Goddess: What did you prepare for me for Valentine's Day?
Rich and handsome guy: I originally had my dad bring you a rose from America last month. It grew with the help of the US President's urine, but it kept getting stolen in the yard.
Goddess: It's okay, just having your thought means enough.
Rich and handsome guy: Then I'll use my body to make it up to you.
Goddess: You're so bad~~
Loser specially ran deep into the mountains to pick a very beautiful wild rose. On the way, he was beaten by forest rangers, attacked by wild dogs, and barely survived to hand the rose to the goddess.
Loser: Happy Valentine's Day.
The goddess held the rose, looked at the loser, then slapped him.
Goddess: You little thief!!!
Goddess: I got yelled at by my boss today, can you come out and accompany me?
Rich and handsome guy: Hmm~~ I actually had something tonight, but since you're in a bad mood, I'll prioritize taking care of you.Goddess: Thank you, I'm so touched~ Tall, rich, handsome: I've booked a room and notified you. Goddess: I got scolded by the boss today~~ Loser: I got it~~ Is it still the same one as last time? Goddess: Yes, my home address hasn't changed either. Loser: Waiting for my message~~ Goddess: Thank you, I still have appointments. Leave me a message when you're done. The loser hung up the phone, changed into a brick-moving outfit, picked up pliers, and rushed toward the goddess's boss's apartment. While cutting wires, he was caught by security and handed over to security. When the loser was caught, he smashed his phone, afraid the goddess would call. But he didn't know that before the goddess went to the hotel, she had already restricted his communications. [This part is too harmonious, a section omitted, refer to the original text for details] Goddess: Who was the woman who went shopping with you yesterday? Tall rich and handsome: You saw it~~ That's my mom~ Goddess: Is your horse even younger than yours? Tall rich and handsome: That's my stepmother. You know my dad is a guy, he just likes little girls~~ Goddess: You... your stepmom even hugged your waist while walking, and your stepmother even let you touch your butt? Tall, rich, handsome: ~~~~ How long have you been with me~ Goddess: Stop talking, and don't contact me anymore. Goodbye!! Loser: Why are you crying? Who bullied you? I'll smash him with a brick!! Goddess: Forget it, it doesn't matter to you. Can you sit with me for a while? Hearing this, the loser shamelessly got hard and ran into the park bathroom to masturbate himself. Loser: I'll stay with you for a lifetime. Goddess: Thank you~~ Goddess: Sorry, are you still angry? Tall, rich, handsome: Why am I mad? You're the one who keeps making a scene. Goddess: Your stepmom called me to explain. Sorry, I misunderstood you. Tall, Rich, Handsome: It's nothing, as long as you can understand. Goddess: Thank you, you're so kind. Loser: Darling, are you there? What do you want to eat tonight? Goddess: (Blocks Diaosi's QQ, phone communication restricted) Goddess's QQ avatar flashed, and Tall, Rich, Handsome Guy impatiently opened it. Goddess: I bought a new pair of pajamas today. I want to show you, is it convenient to turn on the camera? The tall, rich, handsome guy glanced at the seventy-minute black chat he was chatting with and replied to Goddess: My mom called me to eat, no time. The Loser's QQ avatar flashed, and the goddess impatiently opened it.Loser: It's been a long time since I last saw you. I want to video chat with you, is that okay? Goddess: My camera just broke, sorry. The goddess reached out and smashed the camera. Tall, rich, handsome: What would you like to drink? Goddess: Just tea~~ Tall, rich, handsome: Two bottles of 1992 Lafite, my age, should taste really nice. Goddess: Ugh, I'm from '88 (blushing like J8). Tall, rich, handsome guy (pretending to be surprised): No way, you definitely changed your ID card. You look at most 18~~ Goddess: You're so bad, I'm ignoring you~~ Loser: Waiter~~ What's the most expensive drink here? Goddess: Acting crazy, B, how can a noodle shop even have royal salutes? Hurry up and bring out the noodles, finish eating, then leave!! Loser (smiles slightly): Just wanted to make you laugh~~ Goddess: I'll go home and tease you!! Tall, Rich, Handsome: Today I looked at some old photos and noticed you and my mom look a lot like you when you were young. Goddess (Blushing): Really? Tall, Rich, Handsome: I look just like my dad when he was young~ Goddess (blushing like a period): You're so naughty~~ Loser: Today I looked at some old photos from the past, and I realized you and my mom look a lot like you when you were young. Goddess (eye roll): Then just call me Mom~~ Loser: (silent tears) Tall, rich, handsome: Today is your birthday, this is for you. (Hand over a 64mm 4S) Goddess: This is too expensive, I can't accept it~~ Tall, rich, handsome: If you don't want it, just throw it in the trash, I'm useless even if I bring it. Goddess: Thank you, I love you so much~ Loser: It's your birthday today, this is for you. (Hand over a 16GB 4S) Goddess frowns: Where did you get the money? I don't want it if you stole it!! Loser: I bought it with the money I saved from grinding, here's the invoice~~~ Goddess glanced at the invoice: NM three-year installment plan, and it's TM Telecom. Do you want me to search everywhere for signal for three years!! Why don't you just sign up for a 30-year China Unicom installment plan!! QNMLGB! Get lost!! Goddess: I've been so bored lately, can you help me find a job? Tall, rich, handsome: Wait five minutes. (Five minutes later) Rich Handsome Guy: I called my dad. He wants you to report to their company tomorrow. Monthly salary 8,000 with commission, one day work, one day off, meals provided, stay at my place. Goddess: Thank you, love you so much~~ Goddess: Any good job recommendations? I'm so bored lately. Loser: Wait for me five minutes. (Five minutes later) Loser: I helped you post a thousand resumes online, got three interview notices, there's one pretty good one, 1,500/month, instant noodles for lunch, one day off per week. After confirmation, 1,800, plus insurance. Goddess: Thanks~~ (closes QQ) Goddess: QNMLGB Rich Handsome Guy: I bought a new car, come over and let's go out~ Goddess: Okay, I'll change my clothes, waiting for you~ Rich Handsome Guy: See you in twenty minutes. Loser: Our neighborhood just opened a new bus route, it passes by your place, I'll come over to hang out. Goddess: We just moved. Loser (silent tears) Goddess: Your birthday is tomorrow, what gift do you want me to give you? Rich Handsome Guy: I just want you. Is that okay? Goddess: You're so bad~ Disgusting~ Loser: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift do you want me to give you? Goddess: As long as it's not you, anything is fine. Loser (silent tears) Interaction style between Goddess and Loser: human/natural communication. Interaction style between Goddess and Rich Handsome Guy: sexual/after-sex flow.
