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Tonight, I won't be hiding anything。。。。。。。 1. Li Bai was very playful as a child. Once, he skipped school to play in the mountains and saw a woman sharpening an iron rod. He asked, "Madam, why are you grinding an iron rod?" The woman blushed and shyly replied, "Because it's wooden, it easily has hangnails!" 2. The beautiful female nanny from a wealthy family accidentally broke a bowl. Fearing punishment for her wages, the nanny seduced the male mistress! The male mistress got a moment of anger and later forgave the nanny. The next day, the nanny woke up the male mistress and blushed, saying, "Mistress, I broke another bowl." So the male mistress had relations with the nanny again. On the third day, the nanny broke another bowl, preparing to apologize to the husband. Seeing this, the husband hurriedly said, "Big sister, I'm begging you, can you drop once every three days?" 3. I forcefully spread her legs. She kept screaming and kicking wildly, her face turning bright red from resisting. I didn't slow down: she belongs to me. I grabbed her again, pressing my hand tightly between her legs. Maybe I was too forceful, she stopped resisting and just kept sobbing, and I finished what I needed to do. A trace of satisfaction flashed across my gloomy face. Finally, I changed my daughter's diaper. 4. Male A: "I want XX tonight." Male B: "None of my business." Male A: "You really are understanding." 5. Dad is selling cows at the market with his youngest son. The son asks, "Dad, why do those people pat the cow's butt after touching its waist?" Dad said, "Because they're planning to buy cows!" After hearing this, the son nervously said to his dad, "Dad! The uncle in the backyard wants to buy for mom!! ” 6.“ Kids, it's a holiday today. Daddy will take you to the amusement park, ah!" After saying this, he crumpled the toilet paper in his hand and tossed it into the playground. 7. I really can't believe my girlfriend's parents have such a serious preference for sons: the walls are covered with photos of their son as a child, but not a single photo of her as a child. My girlfriend herself doesn't mind, saying it's just a custom of Thai culture. 8. At noon, it was pouring rain. My eldest cousin carried a big shovel to go to the eel~ When we reached the village entrance, a bolt of lightning struck and my cousin fell to the ground. Now I'm at the county hospital, lying in bed with a burned hole in his clothes, and his hair smells burnt.Just now he woke up. I asked him how he was~ He slightly moved his lips, and I put my ear close and heard him say, 'The tribulation failed~' 9. It's graduation season again. At the entrance of the cafeteria, senior girls are selling books with a banner that says: 'One yuan per book, buy a book and get a senior for free!' I decisively went over to take a look. A guy pretending to be cool picked up a book and pointed at the banner, saying, 'Where's the senior that's for free?' The girl boldly replied: 'Our train is the day after tomorrow. Remember to come and see us off then.' 10. At an elementary school, two students were arguing. Student A said, 'You... if you dare call again, I can just make a phone call and have someone come!' Student B said, 'You... go ahead and call! I don't believe you...' Then A actually ran to make the call and upon returning said a threatening line: 'In thirty minutes, you'll know how it feels!' At this point, B was extremely nervous but could do nothing. Thirty minutes later, the school broadcasted: 'Student B, you have a visitor. Please go to the office.' Although very scared, he thought since it's the office, nothing should happen. So he went to the office, and a teenager with dyed blonde hair approached him: 'Are you Student B?' B: 'Yes, I am...' ... 'Sorry to keep you waiting. Here are the 10 Hawaiian pizzas with chicken you ordered, 530 yuan, thank you.' 11. There is a girl who has a long ambiguous relationship with me. One day she watched me play billiards. Since I'm thin, I don't have a good figure. She exclaimed to me: 'Wow, you even have a butt?!' Guess what I said. I coldly turned back and replied to her: 'I also have hemorrhoids.' 12. In middle school, report cards were handwritten. A classmate scored 39 in math and was afraid of going home without being able to explain, so he changed it to 89. Unexpectedly, after the holiday, the teacher still wanted to collect report cards. Our group of mischievous friends awaited his scolding. We saw that he calmly drew a circle around the 89, and when the teacher asked: 'What's going on with your math score?' he answered: 'My dad thought my math was too low, so he specially circled it for me to focus more on math.' 13. When I was studying, I secretly liked her but didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she was already married, and her husband was my classmate. One afternoon, she was feeding her baby. I found a good excuse, walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and told her baby: 'Call me uncle, or you won't get to eat!'14. Here's a friend's story: this guy likes a girl from our company, but he never confessed, so it's not really a secret crush—everyone knows that! One day, he didn't know what he ate, but he sang to that girl—damn, it was still a children's rhyme... Mom, Mom, please sit down, Mom, Mom, please sit down, have a cup of tea! Then the girl laughed and said: Good son! Of course, this wasn't GC, that's right. That guy kept singing: Let me kiss you, let me kiss you! After singing, he kissed her—yes, it was a real kiss. Damn, then they actually got together, awesome, a true story. May they be happy together. 15. Zhan Zhao said: "Lord Bao is a good official." So good that words cannot describe it." Bai Yutang said, "Damn, he's the easiest to describe with brush and ink!"