(Latest funny jokes) Which one do you like?

The original poster: Evil Army @ Commander-in-Chief @ Jun @ Views: 401 Replies: 2 Posted in: 2012-10-09 09:29:25
1. One night I wanted to buy some snacks to eat, but Mom stopped me and asked, 'Aren't you on a diet?' I said, 'Sigh... anyway, I have a boyfriend, someone wants me...' Then my mom looked at me for a long time and said a very inspirational sentence: 'Don't want to change?'

2. Today's women, in their teens, haven't even fully grown their body hair yet, have already lost their virginity, and by their twenties, no one knows how many men they've been with, or how many people they've called 'husband.' Yet they still loudly proclaim that there are no good men in this world and that true love doesn't exist. To such women, I just want to say: please add me on QQ.

3. You reckless little demoness! Do you know about Old Sun's Ruyi Jingu Bang? This staff can change its weight and size according to your wishes. Normally, it is only the size of a toothpick, but when grasped, it becomes as thick as a bowl. When unleashed, no enemy has ever matched it! Female demon: I've seen many monks, but I've never seen someone whose mouth is so rogue right from the start...
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