The autumn wind brings coolness, and the years pass like a song. (Shaanbei Chapter) — Traveling to the West Gate
Older brother, you go to the west pass\Little sister, it's truly hard to see you go\A few words of heartfelt affection\Older brother, remember them in your heart\When walking, take the main road\Do not take the small path\There are many people on the main road\Take flowers to relieve sorrow\Older brother, you go to the west pass\Little sister sees you off\Holding older brother's hand\Little sister, my tears flow endlessly\When walking, take the main road\Do not take the small path\There are many people on the main road\Take flowers to relieve sorrow\Older brother, you go to the west pass\Little sister sees you off\Holding older brother's hand\Little sister, my tears flow endlessly\Holding older brother's hand\Little sister, my tears flow endlessly\Southern beauty ? 2008-11-3
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It is said that when heaven and earth first opened, Nüwa and Pangu gave birth to thirty people, one of whom, a pig, later became Qin Shi Huang. However, this did not stop Qin Shi Huang from getting Wu Zetian pregnant, resulting in Nüwa dying in a car accident and Pangu eloping with someone. This, however, became a major reason for the birth of Sun Wukong, who together with Chang'e gave birth to Zhu Bajie, which in turn caused Sha Wujing and the Spider Spirit to give birth to Li Shimin, directly leading to the 1937 Japanese invasion of the Philippines and causing soaring prices. This prevented Wu Dalang from marrying Bai Gu Jing but also gave rise to the dominating duo Dou E and Steve Jobs, who in 1936 jointly developed the atomic bomb and successfully tested it in Iraq. This resulted in the failures of Gaddafi and Britney **, leading Newton to invent the iPhone after a banana fell on his head. The phone sold very well in South Korea, causing unprecedented setbacks for Nokia's Android phones, and directly leading to the 2012 Indian Ocean tsunami. Then Obama and Ronaldo won the 1988 World Cup and later became volleyball coaches in the CBA. Finally, with a loud boom, the original poster and Ultraman were buried together atop the pig excrement on the flea of a dead pig's testicle in a magnificent stinky gutter in the village of America, China, Philippines, Europe!!!!
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