Buzz Cut Tells Cold Jokes Series: Husband and Wife Edition (Midnight Show)

Ban Cun was going on a business trip. Before leaving, Ru Yan told Ban Cun to send her a text message every night.\ That night, Ru Yan indeed received a message from Ban Cun: 'Go to sleep.'\ Ru Yan replied: 'The wording isn't lively. Can you put it another way?'\ The next night, the text message arrived as expected, still three words: 'I'm asleep.' Ru Yan couldn't help laughing and crying at the same time and immediately called Ban Cun, prompting him: 'Can't you be a bit more romantic, can't you find something common between the two of us?' Ban Cun timidly agreed.\ On the third night, the text finally came. Ru Yan quickly took her phone and looked—it finally contained something 'common': 'Let's sleep.'\ // One day, while Ban Cun was deeply reading the newspaper, Ru Yan suddenly said, 'Honey, you should get a pair of glasses.'\ Ban Cun thought that with all the time in front of the computer and TV, his eyes were indeed a bit nearsighted. Seeing Ru Yan becoming more considerate warmed him instantly.\ Ban Cun said: 'I'll go to the optical store to check my vision when I have time tomorrow.'\ Ru Yan said: 'No need, I can test your vision right now.' Saying this, she pointed to the corner of the door and asked: 'What do you see?'\ Ban Cun replied: 'A plastic bag.'\ 'What color?'\ 'Red.'\ 'What's it used for?'\ 'For trash.'\ 'Is it empty or full?'\ 'Full.'\ 'Your vision is very good. But why is it that every time you go out and pass this full trash bag, you never notice it? I thought you were nearsighted!'