I would like to share some jokes I have collected with everyone.
I believe friends who have eaten at the cafeteria all have the experience of drinking free soup, which is placed in a greasy big barrel in a dirty corner. Because it's free, quite a few people still drink it. One time, I saw a girl holding a ladle scooping soup while a group of boys stood in line behind her. A long time passed and the girl was still scooping. One boy said, 'That's enough, why are you still scooping?' The girl gave the boy a sharp look, then turned her head and continued scooping. When she stopped, she had scooped up a pair of glasses.
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Japanese car anti-smash stickers: 1. Little Japan, listen, brother is telling you, Diaoyu Islands and Ryukyu belong to China; 2. I buy the car first, Japan is being shameless afterwards; 3. The car is Japanese, but the heart is Chinese; 4. Trophy.
Burning paper, lighting candles, offering incense—no reaction; pouring wine, setting off firecrackers, smashing the tombstone—no response; digging the grave, exhuming the body, opening the coffin, whipping the corpse—no temper; setting fire, burning the corpse, filing the bones, scattering the ashes, trying again; arranging offerings, drawing talismans, channeling energy, thunder strikes—no rise of the corpse; magic bells, wooden swords, reciting incantations, summoning the soul again, shedding tears, crying bitterly, wailing, pounding the ground—confirm that the original poster is dead.
Food takes 7 seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach. A person's hair can lift a weight of 3 kg. The size of a man's penis is three times that of a thumb. The hardness of the femur is almost equivalent to cement. Women blink twice as much as men. When a person stands still, 300 muscles are used. By the time a woman finishes reading this, a man is still looking at his thumb... //////// OP, this post is so old!
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