To mix with life, you must learn to be humorous.

1. Two frogs fell in love and, after getting married, had a toad for a child.
The male frog, seeing this, was furious and asked, "You wretch, what happened?"
The female frog cried and said, "Dear husband, before I met you, I had plastic surgery."
Moral: Love requires trust.

2. The little donkey asked the old donkey, "Why do we eat hay every day while the cows get feed at every meal?"
The old donkey sighed, "We men can't compete. We earn our living by running errands, while they live off their chests!"
Moral: Life requires patience.

3. A duck and a crab raced against each other and reached the finish line at the same time, making it impossible to determine a winner.
The judge said, "Why don't you play rock-paper-scissors?"
The duck angrily shouted, "Damn it, are you cheating me? Every time I choose paper, he always chooses scissors!"
Moral: Competition requires talent.

4. The dog said to the bear, "Marry me, I will give you happiness!"
The bear said, "I won't marry you. If I marry you, we'd just have ‘dog bears'. I want to marry a cat; only then would having ‘pandas' be noble!"
Moral: Marriage requires reason.

5. The old turtle tried to flirt with a river clam but unfortunately got bitten and wouldn't let go. The old turtle painfully dragged the clam while crawling back and forth.
The frog, seeing this, admired him, saying, "Brother Turtle really knows how to live well, carrying a briefcase everywhere he goes."
Moral: Presentation requires timing.

6. A gecko accidentally fell into a crocodile pond and, at the moment of death, cleverly hugged the crocodile and shouted, "Mom!"
The crocodile was stunned and immediately burst into tears, "Child, you've gotten so thin, stop working! Take a break!"
Moral: Work requires rest.