Buzz Cut Goes Crazy Season 1 Sichuan Dialect Edition (Campus Version)
Cheating on exams? As if! Not looking at the book during exams? You're simply a pig.\Don't panic if you cheat, just play dumb if caught; Alive, I'm Chinese, dead, my soul is Chinese.\You want me to learn foreign language? No way in hell; Not actively grabbing food? There's a problem with your IQ.\Not farting in class? Your digestion is messed up.\When the Chinese teacher turns around, Lu Xun is willing to be a loyal servant;\When the math teacher turns around, I can solve sixth-degree equations;\When the English teacher turns around, it's Sorry plus Thank you;\When the physics teacher turns around, a single lever can lift the Earth;\When the chemistry teacher turns around, CO2 turns into gasoline;\When the PE teacher turns around, Daiyu can play soccer;\When the politics teacher turns around, the whole class sleepwalks;\When the art teacher turns around, even Mona Lisa is romantic.
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