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I saw this joke on Baidu, and I found it very funny, so I want to share it with everyone: A primary school girl asks the teacher: My grandmother is eighty years old, can she get pregnant? Teacher: No! The girl then asks: Then my sister is eighteen, can she get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! The girl asks again: Then I am eight, can I? Teacher: No! A little boy nearby: Hehehe, see, I told you it's okay...
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On a plane, there was an American, a German, a Japanese, and a Chinese person. Midway through the flight, the plane suddenly ran out of fuel. The captain announced that one person must jump out to lighten the load. So the American, demonstrating his personal heroism, walked to the airplane door and shouted: "Long live America and all nations!" Then he jumped out! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced again: "The weight is still too heavy, another person must jump!" So the German stood up, walked to the airplane door, shouted: "Long live the German Empire!" and also jumped out! The plane continued to fly... Then the captain announced: "No, it's still too heavy, one more person must jump!" The Chinese person looked at the Japanese person, stood up, and walked to the airplane door. The Japanese person hurried over, tightly shook the Chinese person's hand, and said: "Good brother, I will not forget you!" The Chinese person shouted: "Long live the People's Republic of China!!" and then kicked the Japanese person out!
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