1. My sister is not the Mona Lisa; she won't smile at everyone. 2. I smoke because it harms the lungs, not the heart! 3. Without loneliness, who would accompany me? 4. Do you believe I could slap you against the wall and you'd be stuck there, unable to get down? 5. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. 6. If you were a flower, even cows wouldn't dare to poop on you! 7. Those years that allowed us to squander are called youth. 8. Be a man with a conscience, find a woman with elegance. 9. I am nostalgic – because I cannot see the future. 10. I admire myself so much that sometimes when I look in the mirror, I even bow to myself! 11. Don't cry in front of my grave and dirty my path of reincarnation. 12. Not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, just afraid of the surprise when opening the cap – enjoy one more bottle! 13. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we get old, the mirror evens the score. 14. When two people meet, what comes next is either a story or an accident. 15. I regard money as dirt; my dad regards me as a cesspool. 16. I prefer watching Naruto, because when someone dies, the whole village dies along with them.