Chinese martial arts are broad and profound.
A foreigner asked me, 'Do the Chinese born in the 80s and 90s still know kung fu?' I smirked and said, 'Of course. Not mentioning inner strength or hidden weapons, the deepest art in kung fu is acupoint striking, and we all know it.' The foreigner expressed doubt, so I immediately demonstrated a few moves for him: massaging the Tianyin point, pressing the Jingming point, rubbing the Sibai point, and finally an ultimate move: pressing the temple and scraping around the eye socket...
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Sweat..
Hehe… wear something thick, freezing to death is not worth it.
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Erect penis deep… →_→
Sitting under the moon, I suddenly saw the neighbor's daughter peering over the wall. Looking at her, she was beautiful. Approaching, she smiled slightly. I beckoned with my hand; she neither came nor left. Persistently inviting her, she then climbed over the ladder, and we slept together (something even elementary school students would know…).
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