'Evil Jokes' Not suitable for under 18.
1. A group of scouts arrived in Paris, but couldn't find a place to spend money, so they went to adult nightclubs to watch striptease shows. At first, it was an ordinary show. When a woman with a hot figure and a very sexy figure appeared, her alluring smile and alluring figure were revealed to everyone as she undressed. When only the sparkling tight clothes remained, the scouts heard sobbing~~ "What's wrong?" The leader asked the crying boy. "My mother told me..." the boy said with tears, "When you see a naked woman, she turns to stone. Now.... A part of my body is starting to turn into stone. 2. One day, three archaeologists went on an expedition to a tropical rainforest and suddenly encountered local natives. After being captured, the three thought they might encounter misfortune. At that moment, the chief said that as long as the three of them had [that words]~~ a total of 20 centimeters, they would be released. The American scholar was 12 centimeters, the Chinese 5 centimeters, and the Japanese 3 centimeters, and thus they narrowly escaped disaster. At this point, the Americans began to boast, saying, "If it weren't for my 12 centimeters, you would have died long ago." The Chinese said the same thing, and then the Japanese suddenly said, "Hmph! If I hadn't gotten hard, you would have been done for long ago!" 3. One day, Chunjiao and Zhiming went to a sex toy store. Zhiming picked up two condoms with different packaging and asked Chunjiao which one was better. Chunjiao shyly asked, 'What's the difference between the two?' Zhiming replied, 'Darling!'It's all stuck in your place.' 4. A couple was very proud of their child because he had been well-behaved since childhood. When the child grew up, the couple started blind dates for their son. That day, they worried he wouldn't know how to perform the rites properly. Coincidentally, a playboy relative came to the wedding. Upon learning about their difficulties, he said, "Don't worry, I have a video that guarantees watching it so hot and hard to imagine, but after a month, a year, two years, there's no news." So they ask their son if he followed the video. The son replies, "Yes." The couple then takes the video to watch. At first, the male and female leads are very charming, then the scene moves indoors The excitement begins: the male and female leads start to get passionate. When the male lead reaches climax, he actually pulls out his treasure and ejaculates all over her face, ending the whole story. 5. A man hurried in and said to the clerk, "Friend, could you temporarily put away that expensive coat from the display window?" The clerk, considering the tip, agreed and asked suspiciously, "Why is that?" The man said, "My girlfriend will come buy the coat later." ” 6.“ Dad, if you don't agree to marry him soon, he'll commit suicide." "What does his suicide have to do with me?" "He invested five million in life insurance in your company." 7. A: "Hey, the actress you introduced to me seems to be a hard-hearted girl." B: "Hard-hearted?" You have to fight hard; diamonds can move her heart." 8. A shy man never has the courage to confess to the woman he loves, while she knows and loves him very well, so she often creates opportunities for him to show his love, but he never makes use of the opportunities she creates. One night, he and she sat on a park bench, and as usual, he was speechless. She couldn't help but create another opportunity to hint to him: "They say a man's arm is as long as a woman's waist. Do you believe it?" "Is that true?" He replied, "It's a pity I didn't bring a rope, so I can measure it." 9. A man was looking for his dog in the park and later found his dog having an affair with a girl's dog. Looking at the girl, whose face was flushed with embarrassment. The man teasingly said, "I would do something like that too!"I only heard the girl say awkwardly: 'Th-then you just try it. After all, that's your own female dog.'
