(1) There is a boss who loves drinking, but also has serious fatty liver disease... One day, due to the severity of his fatty liver, while hospitalized, his craving for alcohol kicked in, and he secretly drank behind the nurse's back... Unexpectedly, the nurse discovered it. (Here comes the climax) The nurse said to the boss, 'Be careful, liver.' The boss, upon hearing this, replied to the nurse, 'My little treasure~' (Hehehe, applause breaks out).
(2) A brothel was shut down, and a talking parrot from the brothel was auctioned off and brought home by Xiao Ming's mother. When the parrot saw Xiao Ming's mother, it said, 'Great, the madam has changed.' When it saw Xiao Ming's sister, it said, 'Wonderful, wonderful, the young lady has changed too.' When it saw Xiao Ming's father walk away, it looked dejected and said, 'Oh no, the regular customer is still here...'
