1. They say a good girlfriend can save a man 20GB of computer space. In fact, a good boyfriend can save a woman 200 Nanfu batteries~~~
2. On the way back from dinner, my roommate and I were discussing how to earn the first bucket of gold in life. While we were passionately discussing, a little girl passing by turned back with a seductive smile and said, "A girl's first bucket of gold is always bloodstained~" We stood there for 20 seconds in confusion before we finally realized what she meant...
3. What is the biggest difference between men and women? "I used up a whole box of tissues watching a movie" has completely different implications.
4. Three men and one woman are playing cards. Man A plays "Three Jacks with a Queen," Man B plays "Three Kings with a Queen," Man C plays "Three Aces with a Queen," and the girl decides to break up with them all.
5. Two boys are chatting with a girl.
Boy 1: I'm very shy; my face turns red whenever I see a pretty girl.
Boy 2: Me too, but my face turns white when I see a pretty girl.
Girl: You pervert!
6. Xiaoming visits a friend, and the host hands him an apple. Xiaoming says, "It's so cold, I wish the apple were warm." The host takes the apple, leaves for a while, and returns it warm to Xiaoming. The host says, "We're out of gas, so the apple isn't hot enough. Just make do with it." After finishing the apple, Xiaoming vows never to visit there again.
7. Xiaoming and Xiaole are walking and see an uncle from Xinjiang selling raisins ahead.
Xiaoming asks Xiaole, "Do you want some raisins?"
Xiaole says, "Yes."
Xiaoming says, "When we pass by, let's each take one raisin quietly; he probably won't notice."
Xiaole says, "I don't dare; you take them for me."
Xiaoming says, "You're so timid; watch me."
As they pass the stall, Xiaoming quickly grabs two raisins and walks ahead. Even though his movement was fast, the Xinjiang uncle still noticed. Thinking Xiaoming had grabbed a handful, he chased after him, demanding the raisins back. Xiaoming pouted and said, "I didn't take any of your raisins; search me if you don't believe." The uncle searched his pockets but found nothing. After a while, he told Xiaoming to open his mouth. Xiaoming opened his mouth, and there was nothing there. The uncle walked away in frustration.As they passed the corner, Xiaoming took out some raisins and said, "Haha, luckily I hid them well. Here, one for each of us." Xiaole said, "You eat, I don't like raisins." Xiaoming happily finished the raisins. Where exactly did Xiaoming hide the raisins? 8. In our class, there's a handsome guy named Wu Qingyang and a beautiful woman named Wu Qingyang. Our teacher teased them about matchmaking, but the girls ignored and stayed calm. When we eagerly asked if Wu Qingyang would marry Wu Qingyang and have another Wu Qingyang, the boy Wu Qingyang only said one sentence: "I don't like Japanese people."
