Full of meaning, how much can you understand? Part two

9. Child: 'Mom, what does 'honeymoon' mean?'
Mom: 'It means that after your dad and I got married, we went on a trip together. It was really fun.'
Child: 'Did I go?'
Mom: 'Of course!'
Child: 'Why didn't I know?'
Mom: 'You were still little. At that time, your dad took you along, and I brought you back.'

10. One night, a woman couldn't find the batteries but found two mobile phones instead, saying: 'Well, I guess I'll make do!'

11. One day, a classmate took me to a bookstall to borrow a book.
Classmate: 'Boss, do you have anything by Liu Bei?'
The boss casually handed over a copy of 'Jin Ping Mei'.
I was puzzled: 'It's a book about the Three Kingdoms. Why is he giving you Jin Ping Mei?'
Classmate scoffed: 'Who's Liu Bei? He's the emperor's uncle!'
I suddenly understood…

12. A girl pointed at the newspaper and said to her boyfriend: 'Look, look! You can get 300 yuan for donating sperm once.'
The boyfriend nervously asked: 'What do you mean?'
The girlfriend said: 'If you can handle it, I want to buy a house this year.'

13. At a certain science and engineering university, the male-to-female ratio was extremely unbalanced. In the class of 2008, there was only one girl. On the eve of graduation, a male student in the Qiukun Club mobilized all the male students from the 2006 class to participate in a survey, with only one question: 'Have you ever attended elementary school?'
The next day, this male student was expelled from the school…

14. Teacher asked: 'You have a dinner date with the girl you like. When you need to visit the restroom, how do you politely say it?'
Student A: 'I'm going to take a piss!'
Teacher: 'That's not polite at all.'
Student B: 'I'm going to the restroom, I'll be right back.'
Teacher: 'Hmm, that's good, but there's a more polite way.'
Student C: 'Allow me to step out for a moment. I'm going to meet a good friend. If possible, I hope to have the chance to introduce him to you tonight…'

15. Every time Chen Fei's girlfriend took a shower, he could hear faint moans from outside. Every time she came out, she was holding something secretly, but Chen Fei knew it was a cucumber.
However, yesterday, after Chen Fei and his girlfriend had sex, he realized she was still a virgin. This left Chen Fei very puzzled, and he decided to figure out what was going on.
That day, his girlfriend was showering, and Chen Fei waited outside the door. As soon as she opened it, Chen Fei quickly grabbed and bit it.
Then he found out…

16. Today I saw two fierce women having an argument! One of them said: 'I curse you so that for the rest of your life, every time you have an orgasm, you can only grab the sheets with one hand.'"In an instant, it ended the other one... 17. One day, Little Sister Rabbit met Big Brother Elephant and greeted him: 'How have you been lately?' Then Little Sister Rabbit exploded. One day, Big Sister Elephant met Little Brother Rabbit and greeted him: 'How have you been lately?' Little Brother Rabbit said: 'Good!' Then Little Brother Rabbit disappeared. 18. My girlfriend texted me: 'I'm pregnant! Take me to the hospital tomorrow!!' After a while, I received another message: 'Sorry, wrong person!' Me: ???... The next day, I accompanied my girlfriend to the hospital. Maybe out of guilt, after it was over, my girlfriend lay in my arms and cried hard. I hurriedly comforted her, telling her not to be sad. Unexpectedly, she took a small wooden comb out of her pocket and gave it to me, then turned around and ran away crying..."