One day the Demon King captured the princess, and the princess kept screaming.
Demon King: "Go ahead and scream your head off... no one will come to save you..."
Princess: "Scream my head off... scream my head off..."
Nobody: "Princess... I'm here to save you..."
Demon King: "Speak of the devil..."
Cao Cao: "Demon King... why are you calling me?"
Demon King: "Whoa... a ghost!"
Ghost: "Damn! I've been discovered..."
Damn: "Hey ghost, you can see me...?"
Demon King: "Oh, my god!"
God: "Who is calling me?"
Who: "Nobody called you..."
Nobody: "I did? Don't pretend!"
Pretend: "Who is pretending to be me?"
Who: "Talking about me again? You looking for trouble?"
Trouble: "Who is looking for me?"
Which one: "Looking for you? I did not... huh, there are so many people here."
Many people: "I just got here... who are you?"
Which one: "I am not anyone."
Who: "He is not me."
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?"
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here for the show."
Show: "What's interesting about me?"
God: "Not my business, I'm leaving first."
Demon King: "Answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people here to save the princess? How can I, the Demon King, act this out?"
Go on: "You're fine as the Demon King, why act as me?"
Princess: "If no one acts as the Demon King, I can leave."
Nobody: "If I act as the Demon King, how could I let you go..."
How could: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."
Show: "What fun are you watching me for?"
What: "You actually want to 'do' me? Pervert!"
You actually: "I didn't!"
Me: "What does this have to do with me?"
Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy......"
Damn: "Why are you calling me!..."
Going crazy: "What do you want me to do?"
You want me: "I don't know anything!"
I don't know anything: "How would I know!"
How would I know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"
Someone: "I didn't call you!""I didn't." "Who called him?" Who: "It's unfair... I didn't..." I didn't: "I'm not blaming you..." You: "I guess you wouldn't dare." Guess you: "Who says I wouldn't dare!?" Who: "Come on... I didn't say anything." I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?" I didn't do anything: "...Aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Ugh... my name is so long... and I'm still being called..." Who: "...I need to quickly leave this trouble spot." Trouble: "So this is my territory..." I didn't do anything & didn't say anything: "Stop arguing, we're talking..." Stop arguing: "I'm not talking..." I didn't: "I'm not talking at all!..." I didn't do anything: "-_- ... let's... go outside to talk..." Go: "I'm embarrassed... (shy)" I didn't say anything: "None of your business... scram..." (the two brothers walk out angrily) None of your business: "Ugh... why are you sending me away..." Why: "I'm not sending you away... be good... don't cry." I didn't: "Oh... what does it have to do with me again?" What does it have to do with me: "What? Did someone call me?" Someone: "Who would call you..." Who: "I really have to go... t.t" Go: "I'm really embarrassed... *v.v*" ("Who" collapses) None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?" What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin... long time no see..." Long time: "I wasn't right here..." Demon King: "Are you done yet?" Done yet: "He doesn't have me." You all: "I don't have him." I don't: "Who said that?" Who: "Calling me for what?" What: "You actually want to do me?" You: "I wouldn't do him." I don't: "Who says I wouldn't?" Who: "Unfair! I didn't say..." Say: "Calling me for what?" What: "You two are really shameless!"
You two: "I want it! I want it!"
Face: "Who wants me?"
Someone: "I don't want it."
Demon King: "Hurry up, or I'll start chasing people."
People: "Chase me? Look for k."
k: "Who's looking for me?"
Someone: "Aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, or I'll k him next!"
He: "Don't k me."
Me: "Who wants to k me?"
Someone: "Finally, I caught one, kill him..."
One: "Don't catch me."
Me: "I've had enough too, if anyone mentions my name again, I won't let you off!"
Someone: "Watch my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Me: "Watch my Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"
Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's so great about me?"
Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's so great about me?"
What's so great: "Brother, I finally found you!"
What: "Bro, let's go out and talk."
Demon King: "Damn... this is a family reunion..."
From that day on, the Demon King really developed schizophrenia...
