Cold joke...

(1) A buddy was using a knockoff phone and was extremely envious of those with iPhones. Just then, the mobile store was having a promotion: top up 699 yuan in credit and get a Motorola, top up 799 yuan and get a Samsung, top up 199 yuan and get an Apple. So that buddy topped up 199, and came back carrying two jin of apples…

(2) Hua Tuo treated Guan Yu's poison. After finishing, Hua Tuo asked Liu Bei: “As a regional ruler, what is most important to you?” Liu Bei answered: “Benevolence!” Then Liu Bei asked Hua Tuo in return: “As a famous doctor, what is most important to you?” Hua Tuo replied: “Medical ethics!” Beside them, Zhang Fei blushed and shouted: “Divine doctor! Didn't we agree to keep our matters confidential!”

(3) The Japanese might also want to smash Chinese cars, but the streets simply have none…

(4) When Wang Xianzhi was a child, he asked his father Wang Xizhi for the secret to calligraphy. Wang Xizhi said there is no real secret, the key is diligence. ‘Go finish writing the water in the eighteen jars in the courtyard, and your calligraphy will be accomplished.' Wang Xianzhi practiced day and night and eventually became a master. Sima Guang's father, Sima Chi, liked this story very much and also prepared eighteen jars of water at home for Sima Guang to practice calligraphy. After a while, the steward reported: ‘Master, the young master is really smart!'

(5) I said to God: “Let there be happiness.” And then there was you. I said to God: “Let there be idiots.” God asked: “Overwrite the original file?”

(6) Ziwei asked Erkang: “May I ask if you are happy?” “My surname is Fu.” “Satisfied?” “Hmm, Manchu.” “Do you love Ziwei?” “I've quit.” *Smiled, then pass it on ^_^*