(2) Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang, so he secretly prayed to Heaven: 'God, I am willing to exchange twenty years of my life to gain Kongming's ability to foresee the weather.' The next day, he woke up and found that he had very serious arthritis...
(3) At a global military exhibition, a tour guide introduced to the visitors in front of a display case: 'This is the United States Patriot missile, mainly used to intercept ballistic missiles, with a hit rate of up to 70% and immense destructive power. It has successfully intercepted Iraq's Scud missiles.' A visitor asked: 'What are those people holding bricks in the display case next to it?' Guide: 'Oh, those are the Chinese Patriots with even greater destructive power.'
(4) 'Congratulations on winning the Olympic gold medal! What are your thoughts?' 'Hmm... I used to be an instructor, teaching new recruits shooting during training. There was a girl who was very slow to learn, but very diligent, with an unyielding spirit...' 'Was her spirit your inspiration?' 'No, what I want to say is: if she could shoot accurately, I wouldn't even have come to the Paralympics... boohoo...'
(5) When Tie Feilong asked Lian Nizhang: 'Why do you like this boy, Zhuo Yihang?' Lian Nizhang shyly smiled: 'When I was little, the elders at home often told me to do Yihang, love Yihang.'
