Bachelor

On Singles' Day, single guys and girls: when a girl sees a couple being affectionate, whether they know her or not, she slaps anyone who goes over to the guy, saying, "How dare you betray me?!" "Turn and leave, no matter what happens next~ break up as many couples as you can~ you can't clear it even if you jump into the Yellow River. When a guy sees a couple flirting, whether they know him or not, he rushes up to them and says to the woman, "Since you chose him, I wish you happiness!" Then he pretends to be very sad, turns away, and walks away, no matter what reaction comes after~ Breaking up as many couples as he can do is counting~ Even jumping into the Yellow River won't clear his name Spending alone, no burden, independent, decisive, no cleaning house, no folding bedding, no nagging, no kneeling, no mood to watch, no fear of wives, no quarrels, no tears, all income managed, spends money freely, absolute in charge of the household, gatherings with friends, chatting nonsense, attending dinners to satisfy stomachs, able to eat and be hungry, drinking and getting drunk, loving and hating, able to endure and sleep, sending blessings online, chatting and flirting, flirting, acting recklessly, constantly making moves, frequent dates, hugging and kissing, without restraint. Exhausted from running around and physically and mentally, I do my own thing, without complaint or regret. Life is short, freedom is precious, single life is great, long live bachelors!