8. When Xiao Ming was one year old, he called his grandfather for the first time, and then his grandfather died. Soon after, he called his mother for the first time, and his mother died. Later, he called his father, but it was the neighbor, Carpenter Wang, who died. Many years later, someone pointed out that there was a flaw in this joke: when Xiao Ming called his grandfather, it should have been Carpenter Wang's father who died. But a PhD from Peking University explained that Carpenter Wang's mother knew how to...
9. The protagonist, a former socially awkward and impoverished otaku, wakes up from a dream to find that he has transmigrated and become the emperor at the age of only eight, with a healthy body, extraordinary memory capable of reciting various literary classics, and familiar with one hundred and eight secret internal martial arts techniques, giving him immense potential for future development. The protagonist looks at his magnificent imperial robe, then at the dishes laid out in front of him, all full of delicacies, with the palace maidens standing on both sides, each more beautiful than the last. Feeling proud and confident, he casually picks a piece of osmanthus meat pie to eat. Just as he was happily licking his fingers, he suddenly heard the eunuch announce: 'General Liang Ji requests an audience.'
