1。 >80% of boys have fantasized about the sensation of having their anus blasted. > guys often use scissor arrows to get their hair under it, and when it grows, it's very itchy. > guys dream about sex with girls they don't know, while masturbating is fantasizing about girls or celebrities they know. > on the street, guys often sneak peeks at passersby's chests or follow girls to look at their butts. > guys feel the urge to go to the women's restroom. > boys have had fantasies and ×× with teachers; all boys have this experience. > most of the time, guys like to masturbate while showering. > see their buddy have a new buddy, they feel very sad. > if a guy lavishly praises a girl, he must be interested in her. > if a girl invites him out at night, he will definitely comb his hair before going out, then narcissistically look in the mirror. > Most guys notice girls wearing miniskirts when walking down the street, then imagine a gust of wind blowing (a typhoon)
12. > guys have very sensitive ears; when secretly watching Japanese movies at home, if their parents suddenly come back, the boy can immediately close the window based on footsteps\13. > girls, if a guy suddenly acts strange in front of you, don't be angry, he's fallen in love with you.
14。 >Girls, don't be shy. If you have your period, guys can tell at a glance.
15。 > a guy walks down the street and the goddess is ahead, he often doesn't chase after her because he's shy. The most common approach is to quietly follow behind the girl.
16。 > a guy sends a text to his goddess, he will quietly hold his phone and wait. If he waits a long time without receiving a reply, he will open the webpage and go online.
17。 > guys buy expensive snacks and drinks for the goddess, but these guys usually don't want to eat them.
18。 > guys read the messages their goddess sent him over and over, sometimes reluctant to delete them. 19。 > guys like to leave their email addresses on Tieba, but rarely actually receive torrents. Even knowing it's a rip-off, they still tirelessly leave their email
20. > Many guys have wondered: how would you react if you kicked a girl's private parts hard? 21.> guys really like touching their chests, but I don't know why.
22。 > boys pose in front of the mirror after showering to show off their muscles 23. > in class, when female teachers write on the blackboard, boys usually observe the teacher's buttocks
24. > boys feel like they've become uglier every time they get a haircut
25. > PE class running, boys stare at the girl's rising and falling chest
26. > in the boys' restroom, the most common things are cigarette butts and napkins (napkins). - -)
27。 > guys like to sing by themselves while showering
28. > every time a guy reaches orgasm while masturbating, he always says, 'Go away!'
29。 > the sleeker the guy usually is, the more sense of justice he has
30. > boys fight with other guys, if the goddess is watching, the win rate increases by 50% (energy max)
31. > every guy who masturbates thinks about never having sex again, then he decisively deletes all the romance films. A few days later... Damn, this is my last time masturbating! Then he searches the world for movies.
The guys come in. The one who got shot lies down and shoots JJ. It is said that the last one, 99%, got shot!
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I've been shot all over!! Article 29 is pretty good! 29. > Usually, the sleazier the guy, the stronger his sense of justice
Xiao Ji (Supplement): Because I became a 'useless person'... (Hehe~ feel free to mock Black Horse-san's totally ineffective 'disguise' nickname...)
Got shot 10 times, didn't I? Dead, especially question 30, really deadly, one shot makes blood spurt.
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