Guiding words: Love me, not because I am wonderful—there are many in this world who are more wonderful than me. Love me, not because of my wisdom—there are countless wise people in this world. Love me simply because I am me, a little good, a little bad, a little foolish me, unique throughout history, love me simply because we have met. Thirty-seven pieces of dating advice from an old womanizer to a young womanizer, very sensible!
1. When she wants you to take her out to eat, you might as well stare at her for a long time; if she does not show obedience and warmth, then don't spend money on her.
2. When you decide to pursue a woman, first think about whether you can stay true to yourself in front of her; otherwise, don't force yourself.
3. First-tier womanizers love talented women, second-tier womanizers love gentlewomen, third-tier womanizers love beauties, fourth-tier womanizers love prostitutes.
4. If you go shopping with her many times, and she always prevents you from spending money on her while frequently asking if you are hungry, thirsty, or tired, and you genuinely feel touched, then you should consider marrying her.
5. A woman's self-esteem is more fragile than ultra-thin stockings. Many times, if you care too much about her self-esteem, she may not care about yours; if she wants to become Empress Dowager Cixi, don't become Li Lianying.
6. The highest level for a womanizer is fidelity; promiscuity is a mark of a rookie's incompetence.
7. Instead of standing downstairs in a suit holding roses waiting for her, let her see you brimming with energy on the sports field, under the basketball hoop.
8. Kiss her forehead and the back of her hands more often; kissing less sensitive areas can make her feel more than kissing sensitive areas.
9. Love is crueller than the wilderness. The greater the joy in love, the greater the wound, but if you want to pursue her, don't be afraid of pain; otherwise, just self-pleasure on your own.
10. A womanizer has no reason to lose control just because he is a wolf; remember women are tigers, and tigers are fiercer than wolves.
11. Don't eat the food she leaves; don't bring up topics she is tired of discussing.
12. Carrying 100 in your pocket and spending it all on her has a much stronger effect than carrying 10,000 and spending just 1,000 on her.
13. A woman's promises and grand speeches are often not even half as reliable as a man's.
14. How she behaves when facing pregnant women and children often proves how deep her feelings for you are.15. Men going to bars and karaoke for thrills is like dogs rummaging through garbage for food. If you want to be a true lecher, don't go clubbing or singing karaoke.
16. Although women who act young are like the White Bone Demon, you shouldn't act like Sun Wukong.
17. Women demand tenderness and affection in two extreme ways: being delicate and clingy, or being hysterical.
18. For gentle and intelligent women, a single bouquet of lilies is more persuasive than 999 roses.
19. Occasionally tell dirty jokes and often hug her from behind and kiss her.
20. If a woman frequently arrives more than ten minutes late or doesn't show up, giving reasons you find doubtful, you might consider breaking up with her.
21. If a woman's eyes never sparkle when looking at you, that is definitively your failure.
22. The best way to deal with a super narcissistic and unreasonable woman is to directly point out her shortcomings without caring about her roaring or storming off.
23. Before you can see through whether a woman is faking an orgasm, don't claim to be mature.
24. Don't have too high expectations of women. There are no perfect good women, but there are perfect bad women.
25. When a woman is capricious, picky, cold, and rejective, yet constantly says she loves you, she is merely exploiting and taking advantage of you.
26. Try to appreciate her without a stitch of clothing rather than how she looks dressed up in lingerie.
27. Walking with a knife at night to pick her up is more touching than driving a Mercedes or BMW.
28. With women, use your heart to feel more and your little thing to think less.
29. A lecher who cannot be fierce cannot be gentle.
30. A lecher is a lecher and shouldn't put on a sheep's skin. Don't deliberately try to act gentlemanly or create romance—you'll only attract naive young girls. Being raw and authentic is more attractive.
31. Acting coquettish is a woman's gentle blade.
32. In a woman's eyes, your socks represent your mind and your underwear represents your spirit—keeping your socks and underwear clean is very necessary.
33. Women who shout about feminism are empty bottles.34. In the eyes of a mature woman, a man's playful personality is similar to a baby playing with his little penis.
35. A woman's love for diamonds has nothing to do with love.
36. Be wary of women who frequently change their hairstyles.
37. The best way to judge whether a girl can become your girlfriend is to take her to watch a horror movie.
Postscript: Many times, a person realizes they have fallen in love with someone when they are parting from them. It's only when they suddenly cannot see that person that they realize they have unknowingly developed a strong attachment to them.
