Panicked, Feixue tugged at her clothes and looked in the direction of the sound. A young boy in a light purple outfit was walking into the room step by step. Against the sunlight, his face was unclear, and his stature should be about half a head shorter than hers, thin and slender, still in the voice-changing period—so he was actually an underage child!
Already dressed in her inner garment, covering her modesty, Feixue said confusedly, "You must be in the wrong room?"
"Didn't your parents teach you how to talk to your husband?" The purple-clad boy raised his eyebrows in displeasure. Seeing Feixue fiddling with her clothes without avoiding him despite wearing the inner garment, he also stared at her openly, "Your body really isn't worth looking at—no slim waist, no perky chest, no curved hips..."
"Husband?" Feixue froze on the spot. "You little brat, what did you just say! How about we strip and compare, to see whether your little body or mine is better?"
"You... you... I, Huangfu Chaoyun, am your fifth husband, and you dare talk back to me?" Looking at the woman in front of him with her clothes disheveled and hands on her hips like a shrew, he was most annoyed by the fact that she was half a head taller, making him lose in terms of presence.
"Huangfu Chaoyun, you little dwarf, you really are a little dwarf..." Looking down, Huangfu Chaoyun foolishly stood on tiptoe to make up for his height, "Even on tiptoe you're still short, just not as tall as me."
"You... you stinky woman, let's see how I'll punish you!" Huangfu, like a hungry wolf, lunged forward, instantly filling the room with passion (the following 3,000 words are omitted)! Oh!
Really, just because he was small, he thought he could just push himself off? Why not push big brother or second brother? Got it, this woman only goes for the soft ones!
"I have five husbands?" Standing by the bronze mirror, fiddling with her hair.
No answer? "Huangfu Chaoyun, are you saying that five of you married me together?" This man did have a masculine charm, also fairly handsome, Feixue thought.
"Does it take that long to comb your hair?" Huangfu pouted. Seeing him so proud, it felt like a loss, as if an old ox had eaten his tender grass!
"Well..." He tacitly acknowledged that five men married her together.
Half an incense stick later... Are you sure you want to wear that outfit to the main hall?"
"Your Huangfu family is abusive and controlling and won't give me clothes to wear!""Teasing him, indeed, I didn't see any suitable plain clothes in the house, and they are also really hard to wear.
"Where are my husbands??" Feixue said slowly. Her eyes were spinning from all the turning, but how come she still hadn't reached the main hall? The rooms she passed looked better than the one she lived in. Torture, torture!
"Second brother went to the brothel, third brother doesn't want to bother with you? As for the others, who knows? Maybe they went to play mahjong!" Feixue's face kept turning pale and dark. Brothel? ...
Want to know who second and third brothers are? Haha, take a guess!
Want to know what happens next? Please read the next installment!
Feixue Travels Through! (Chapter Three)
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Big prediction: at most 10 more chapters. Continuing to complain: is there 50 characters? Do you dare to make it even fewer.....
Lao Wu (Huangpu) said: Lao Si and Lao San's Lao Er and Lao Da~~~
That's enough words! Typing is really annoying!
Alright, who else do you want to smear?
Uh........ I'm not bashing anyone!
Giving you a name change: 'Please Call Me Queen When I Arrive in Another World'\ The story tells of a frail delinquent girl who unexpectedly transmigrates to another world, going from being a man's plaything to eventually making all men fall at her feet. When you arrive in another world, please call me Queen!
=_= Still saying it's not cheating, last time it made me look like…
Little boy, little rascal, little pervert, I said it for you
This is actually not the main point; the key is that Xiao Xuan in the play is a little brat. This unlucky kid is too young and can't start an shameless life with the female assistant.
Alright! The road of pranks ends here! Next time, we'll cross into fantasy.
No! My prediction was right!
To be honest: this piece has already deviated from its original lighthearted 'small-scale prank' route... and has become somewhat 'darkly humorous'... As for what true fun it holds, and whether it still exists, that depends on individual perspective.
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