What can you do with one yuan?

One yuan, buy a counterfeit fifty-yuan note from a brother on the street; use this fifty yuan to make a call at the bookstall in front of the elementary school, and get 49.60 yuan in real money from Grandpa Old Hua; go to the underground market to buy pirated CDs, bargain and buy 9 for 4 yuan, with 5 yuan left, take the cheapest long-distance transportation to a nearby county, and sell each for 15 yuan to earn 135 yuan; 5 yuan for the return trip, buy 260 student pens at the wholesale market for small commodities, set up a stall at the school gate, sell each for 1.5 yuan to make 390 yuan; intentionally lose 100 while playing mahjong with street brothers, and learn the supply channel for ecstasy from them, buy 58 pills for 290 yuan, sell them at the dance hall for 10 yuan each to get 580; pay 80 yuan for protection fees, the remaining 500 yuan is used to recruit disciples (high school students, 50 each is enough) in the dance hall, 10 disciples collecting protection fees can earn 2,000 yuan a day, after sharing profits, you are left with 1,500; go to the entertainment city to hire a prostitute, offer 300 but give 1,000, the prostitute guarantees to be devoted to you, respect you as the boss, and introduce sisters to you, with 500 yuan left, print advertisements at a near-bankrupt printing factory, post them all over the city, 10 prostitutes each receive 5 clients per day, giving you 100 yuan each time, daily income is 10*5*100 = 5,000, a month totals 150,000; rent a shop for 100,000 to open an entertainment center, recruit 30 high-class prostitutes for 50,000, each receives 3 clients per day, with each sharing 300 yuan, monthly income is 30*3*300*30 = 810,000; pay 100,000 to industry, tax, and public security experts (protection fees), the remaining 710,000 is used to bring goods to Yunnan, as long as it reaches inland, it can be multiplied ten times, this trip takes about half a month, earning 7 million (100,000 for expenses and necessary gun purchases); after this job, retire, register a real estate company, recruit rural workers (possibly even recruiting those who bought your pirated CDs, haha) at 600 yuan monthly, hiring 100 costs 60,000, spend 1 million on entertaining and gifts to the municipal government (never skimp), secure all municipal engineering projects, do shoddy construction, roads built are torn up and rebuilt, earning 20 million in 2 months.Compensate a migrant worker with 30,000 yuan for death (took on more than 20 projects in 2 months, one overworked to death, no worries, there are people above), hire a PhD who speaks five foreign languages with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, go abroad to find brands to act as agents,代理Italian leather shoes to China, then take the samples to Wenzhou and make counterfeit goods, earning 50 million yuan in a month;

Discovered by the Italian manufacturer, pay 10 million yuan in compensation, plus over 10 million yuan left from last month, seek financing from a U.S. consortium to build a website (the PhD cannot be left idle), raise 200 million yuan, surpass Sohu and Sina, become China's largest portal website, go public, reach a market value of 200 million U.S. dollars, buy securities companies, become a dark horse, rise tenfold on the first day, sell all stocks (51%) on the second day at market open. Make 1.02 billion U.S. dollars. ~~~!!~

In less than half a year, you become a Chinese tycoon, worry-free for the rest of your life. What? Still not satisfied? Then you can only go back to the old business, buy weapons, make ammo, I have people on bin Laden's side, do you want me to contact you~?