An egg…

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and as a result it became a tea egg; an egg ran to swim in the Songhua River, and as a result it became a preserved egg; an egg went to Shandong, and as a result it became a Lu (braised) egg; an egg had no home, and as a result it became a wild egg; an egg accidentally tripped on the road and fell to the ground, and as a result it became a missile; an egg ran into someone's yard, and as a result it became an atomic bomb; an egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and as a result it became a hydrogen bomb; an egg got sick, and as a result it became a bad egg; an egg got married, and as a result it became a scoundrel; an egg ran to swim in the river, and as a result it became a nuclear bomb; an egg ran into a flower bush, and as a result it became a flower-dan (female opera role); an egg was riding a horse and holding a knife, as it turned out it was a Dao Ma Dan (sword and horse opera role); an egg was female and very ugly, and as a result it became a dinosaur egg; an egg was male, and his wife was cheating with another egg, and as a result he became a bastard; an egg...