<Forwarded> The devils entered the altar... (Part One)

"Reporting, Gang-ge, a Japanese squad has come to our altar!" < > said, panting heavily. "Watt-grass, brothers, the Japanese are coming to our turf again. What do you think we should do?!" Everyone shouted in unison: "Let them eat as much as they pull..." . "Alright, brothers, fuck them! Surround them and beat !! idiotics!" Everyone shouted, "Yes!" "That stool and brick were driven out in one go...... . Not far away, the little Japanese... "Reporting, Captain, found a forum worker!" A little Japanese who looked like a eunuch said. "Yoshi, spread out the surrounding area, don't let a single one ...... escape." <: Gafur~Ajiong♀> One person walked from the right, trying to circle around and kick the little Japanese PP, but after a few steps, he spotted a little Japanese guy, sneakily grabbing a gun and firing it here and there... "Hmph, you idiot looking for death." <: Jiafur~Ajiong♀> cursed under his breath, grabbed the legs of his magical chair, and seized the chance to charge forward, aiming at the idle's back...... But unexpectedly, this idiot dodged and said, "Damn, your conscience is cruel!" ” . “ Damn you..." < Zhi: Jiafur~Ajiong♀> immediately swept his leg, tripped him, seized the second weapon's hand and stabbed him with a bayonet...... . ………… . "Ah, Ah Qiu..." < Xiaozhe 、... Lost > couldn't help but sneeze, turned around, and saw <★ Northeast Gangzi O↓30°C> casting a murderous glare. "Hmm?" Damn, what's going on?" A little Sun heard the noise and walked over... "Ah... Sorry, I just sneezed!" < Xiaozhe 、... Shishang > stood up and said awkwardly. "Yeah, why are you hiding in the grass? You have a cruel conscience..." Brother Gang, he said I have a bad conscience! "< Xiaozhe 、... Shishang > called out to the nearby grass. At this moment< ★ Gangzi from the northeast was down to 30°C> his face full of internal spillage: "Brother, can you be a bit silly?!" ” . “ Huh? There's still someone in the grass! ” . < ★ Northeast Gangzi O↓30°C> quick-eyed and quick-knitted, jumped up and hit with a brick. The Japanese immediately retreated: "Damn, you have your sister..." "Gang-ge, you misused the word 'your sister'—you're a guy..." <★ Northeast Gangzi O↓30°C> tears streamed down again: "Heavens and earth, let's have a black dragon wave and get rid of this guy!!‘...A dark night with wind, a night for killing...' I said, holding my breath and looking forward. ‘Oh, is it dark?' looked at Bai Jie innocently and asked with a puzzled expression, ‘Eh, Xiao Yue, why are you looking at me like that…?' Looking at 's blushing face, I suddenly felt that life was worse than death... ‘Yo, here are two people, Taijun!' A chubby translator, with a lewd grin, said to me and sprawled on the ground. ‘Traitor!!!' I stood up and said. ‘What?! What did you say!!! Taijun, these two people are Eighth Route soldiers!!!' The translator glared at me and said to the little Japanese captain. ‘Oh... Eighth Route!!!' Then he drew his sword and lunged at me... ‘Slap! Slap!...' The little Japanese soldier knelt reluctantly in front of me, while several other little Japanese around fell. <★NortheastGangziO↓30℃>, , acted in time. ‘Hehe, good heroes, spare me…' The translator knelt, both crying and sniffling. ‘Wacai, he looks like a eunuch…' <★NortheastGangziO↓30℃> said jokingly. ‘A bit like Feng Jie!!!' said. ‘So ugly, hit him for me…' <★NortheastGangziO↓30℃> barely held back from vomiting and kicked him, and then everyone kicked as well... ‘Is everyone okay?'How's the situation…” <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> Seeing everyone looking exhausted and dragging the fat guy who had been beaten into a pig-like state, he asked with concern. “How else could it be…ugh…how can a person be like this…ugh…” turned around and vomited violently. “Alright heroes, spare me, I'm also powerless…” The fat guy hadn't finished translating when <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> kicked him: “Damn, ugly as hell, Gangzi, why do you catch someone this ugly, it offends my taste…” “Waca, think about it, I'm not that picky… The Japanese coming here, what's the situation, anyway everyone else is dead, only he's left, do you think I want this…” <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> said, tears streaming down his face as he looked at <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑>. <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> looked at everyone's haggard faces and said shockingly: “Tie him up in the dog kennel tonight, otherwise I can't eat…” stepped forward and led the traitor outside. After a while, screams of humans, howls of dogs, and 's sighs emerged all at once, an astonishingly intense mix… (Author's note: Huige, that's heroic enough, right!!!). . . The next day… “Report, report, Gang Ge…” “Alright, alright, I know, it's the Japanese again, brothers, grab your stuff…” “About a hundred people…” added. “Ah, my stomach hurts, I can't, let me relieve myself,” <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> held his stomach with both hands. Everyone: “……………&@#%!!!” . . In a certain military camp “Colonel, the Barefoot Squad is well-trained, yet the whole army is gone, this Tianyu T566 divine forum must have seven openings!” “Hm, Lieutenant, I underestimated this band of bandits…” . “Ah ah ah… Ali ga qiu…” sneezed and said: “Gang Ge, look at the forum flag, how does it look?!” “Bachelors' forum, all bachelors… Waca, how is it any good…!!!” “I think it looks great…” I walked out from inside, glanced at the flag in 's hands, and said to <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃>. <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> was shocked: “What?!”"It's all fleeting clouds… hehe," said <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> casually. <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃>: "..................". "Can attract single little girls hehe…" said lewdly. "Alright, hang up for now; the hundred little Japanese will come soon. Everyone get to the basement and wait for the right moment!!!" Everyone, upon hearing this, rushed wildly to the basement without speaking… Just like on TV, the little Japanese, as if they hadn't eaten chicken or duck for hundreds of years, searched everywhere… "Are these little Japanese catching people, or catching chickens… even the little chicks they catch…" <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> said, standing on a big tree with a classic Sun Wukong binocular pose to <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃>. <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> took something from his pocket… no, it should have been a magnifying glass. Upon focusing, he was instantly moved to tears: "Wacai, my poor little chick, I was planning to raise it, buy a few things, and propose to Cuilan in Gao Village…!!!" <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑>: "…isn't that Zhu Bajie's mistress???!" Just then, a beam of light flashed from nearby. <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> immediately took out a small shaving kit. <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑> exclaimed: "Damn, Gangzi, what are you doing? Shaving at a time like this?!" <★Northeast Gangzi O↓30℃> almost fell from the tree: "Wacai, who's shaving? Morse code, you know…" He opened the box, held it in the sunlight, and reflected it over… <↑Cold↓Indifferent↑>: "Oh my god…" "Brother Gang has ordered, we'll split up and do guerrilla attacks…" turned to me and said. So I turned to and told her. turned to and told him. then turned… looked around, saw no one, jumped down the tree, and walked to the nearby well entrance. Below the well was a secret tunnel… "Stop, what are you doing…" a passing little Japanese soldier noticed and raised his gun. "Uh… eunuch, I'm a poet here to compose poetry…" "Oh, your poet comes here to write a poem? If you can't, die then!" "Uh… Bright moonlight before my bed, on the ground are two pairs of shoes. Had I known there were chickens and ducks on the bed, wacai, I wouldn't have known…"