‘Take Posting to the End’

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A girl's experience of being hit multiple times by a car. A car sped toward her, and just as it was about to hit her... The girl suddenly leapt into the air, spun 720 degrees in midair, pulled out two pistols from her waist, and fired continuously at the car, causing it to explode. --------------- American blockbuster: A car sped toward her and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver hurriedly got out of the car and saw no girl at the front. When he turned around, he saw the girl sitting in the back of the car. Her face was covered in blood, and she smiled at the driver. --------------- Japanese horror film: A car speeds toward the girl and hits her on the spot. When the driver helps the girl up and finds a birthmark on her neck, she bursts into tears. It turns out the girl is his long-lost younger sister. ------------- Singapore Romance Film: A car slowly approaches, and when it approaches the girl... The girl suddenly collapses onto the car. Then, claiming to be hit by the car owner, they demanded 10,000 yuan in cash from the owner------------- Chinese ethnic culture documentary: A car sped toward the car and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver got out, and the two people in the back got out. They lifted the girl into the car and transported her to a villa, where SM, group sex, and facial ejaculation occurred. ------------ Japan AV video: A car sped by and hit the girl on the spot. The girl instantly answered the call and then disappeared. --------------This is The Matrix. A car sped over and hit the girl on the spot. The driver got out and found the girl lying on the ground, holding a cockroach in his hands. He cried out: "Xiao Qiang, we have depended on each other since childhood. I didn't expect today that the elders will bury the black." --------------- Hong Kong Nonsense. A car sped toward the girl, and just as it was about to hit the girl...... The car suddenly falls into a big pothole. ---------------This is "Tunnel Warfare." A car speeds up and hits the girl on the spot. The handsome driver gets out, takes the girl to the hospital, then keeps visiting and pursuing her, then a third party appears. Their feelings explode, and one of them dies of leukemia. -------------- Korean sentimental idol drama. A car speeds over and hits the girl on the spot.The driver casually makes a phone call and brings a group of people to turn the girl into Supergirl to protect world peace.
----------------American sci-fi film.
A car speeds over and knocks the girl down on the spot. The driver gets out and finds the girl is having a drug withdrawal. As a doctor, he helps her overcome her addiction, and the two eventually become a couple.
---------------French romance film.
A car speeds over and knocks the girl down on the spot. After the driver gets out, he suddenly stares in shock, horrified, tears streaming, completely at a loss, and then... commercial break.
---------------Chinese 8 PM TV drama series.
A car speeds over and knocks down a poor girl. The expert sitting in the back hurriedly takes the girl to the hospital and personally pays for her medical expenses. During the Spring Festival, he even delivers a new quilt, a set of new clothes, and several thermoses, teapots, and chamber pots to her home.
----------------Domestic documentary reflecting a certain leader's life.
A car speeds over and hits the girl, and suddenly the screen goes blank, turning into a landscape painting.
-------------TV station malfunction.
A car speeds over in front of the girl and suddenly transforms into an Autobot. The girl says to it: Welcome to Earth.
------------Transformers, first movie.
A car is about to hit the girl, but then the car flies, the girl smiles, turns around, and transforms into a human-faced vehicle and drives away at high speed.
---------Aliens invade Earth.
A car speeds over, knocking a girl over. The driver gets out and helps her up. They silently look at each other, sparks of love are released, and despite opposition from both families (ancient feud), they are happily united.
-------------Qiong Yao romance film.
A car speeds over, knocks a girl over. The driver gets out and helps her up. The girl says: "Damn, my dad is Bush." The driver says: "Damn, my dad is bin Laden."
------------Hollywood's latest anti-terror documentary || Despising the evil Wind and Cold Moon.
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Xiaoxuan's dad has three sons! The eldest son is called Daxuan, the second son is called Erxuan, what is the name of the third son?
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Silly Xuan!!!
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