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Don't wait until a thousand years later. Cao Cao said to me that fairy tales are all lies. I can't be your monkey brother. You are really amazing. The five elements and the mountains can't hold you down. A calabash baby, a calabash baby, seven melons on a vine, not afraid of wind or rain, ah~ah, ahhh, Black Cat Sheriff, go up, go down, go up, go down, go down, go down, go down!
A man went to have his fortune told. The fortune teller said, 'You are destined to get married at 25, have a child at 30, and live a life of wealth and honor.' The man said, 'Sir, I am already 35 years old, have a PhD, and am still single, a complete pauper.' The fortune teller said, 'Alas… knowledge changes fate.'
The great river flows eastward\ Here, the poster relieves himself!\ [Hey! Hey! Relieve yourself!] [Walk tall without bowing!]\ The toilet is in the southwest corner!\ Flies and mosquitoes are all here!\ [Hey! Hey! All here!] [Life and death are settled with a bowl of wine!]\ Can't poop, let out a roar!\ Can't roar out poop, use your hand to dig!\ After digging, lick your fingers!\ [Lick! Lick! Fingers!] [Lick! Lick! Fingers!]\ Ai-hai-ya, Yi-er-ya, ai-hai ai-hai Yi-er-ya!\ If you can't get it out, use an iron hook!\ If you can't hook it, blood flows!\ Hurriedly, frantically relieve yourself!
The son said to his father: 'Dad, can you give me an extra one yuan of pocket money every day from today? I want to start saving money.' His father said: 'Why save money?' The son replied: 'I plan to do a good deed every day.' The father was very happy, so he gave his son an extra one yuan every day. Until one day at a parent-teacher meeting, his father met a mother who said her daughter's name was Xing Yishan...
Hope is always beautiful... so it shouldn't be shattered! The ranger stood on the balcony of the 11th floor, looking down!
A lecher, a miser, and a homosexual died at the same time, and they all wanted to go to heaven. God told them that they must endure tests on the way to heaven and give up their past bad habits to enter; otherwise, they would have to go to hell. The three set off toward heaven, and suddenly they saw a group of beautiful women by the roadside. The lecher in front couldn't resist and rushed over to grope them, immediately falling into hell. The other two continued forward and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, with a thick stack of bills barely visible. The miser bent down to pick it up, but just as he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered the miserable sight of the lecher falling into hell moments ago, so he restrained his greed, stood up, and walked the rest of the way alone to ascend to heaven...
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