Me wearing cotton pants, how to save you who didn't wear long underwear
There is a kind of longing called looking out over endless rivers; there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long johns. This winter, if you don't wear long johns, you're out! 1. If you want to be rich, wear long johns; 2. Sitting up in shock during a mortal illness, where are my long johns? 3. Since ancient times, people feel sad in autumn, simply because their long johns are too small; 4. Heroes do not ask about their origins, everyone should wear long johns; 5. Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, I climbed the west tower alone, silently wearing long johns; 6. Across thousands of rivers and mountains, affection remains, can I borrow a pair of long johns? 7. There will be times when the long wind and waves break, just hang the long johns to cross the vast sea; 8. Learning without thinking leads to confusion, not wearing long johns leads to danger; 9. Compete to ferry, compete to ferry, hurry and buy long johns; 10. It is said: every girl who doesn't wear long johns was a fallen angel in her past life; 11. The greatest distance in the world is not life and death, but standing in front of you while you don't know I'm wearing long johns; 12. A kind of longing called: looking out over endless rivers! A kind of cold called: forgetting to wear long johns! 13. Whether you wear them or not, the long johns are there, neither fat nor thin; 14. The whole house piles up with long johns, worn and shabby, who will wear them now; 15. Heroes do not ask about their origins, everyone must wear long johns; 16. The belt gradually loosens but never regrets it, in the middle wear long johns too; 17. I raise my head to gaze at the bright moon, I lower my head to wear long johns; 18. Withered vines, old trees, dark crows, wear a pair of long johns and go home; 19. Who says there's no regret after parting, in the cold moonlit night wear long johns; 20. Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, wearing long johns alone, looking across the horizon; 21. Five-flower horse, a thousand-gold fur coat, call my son to come exchange for long johns; 22. Last year today, in this doorway, a face and long johns reflected each other in red; 23. The belt gradually loosens but never regrets it, wearing long johns warms the legs; 24. I advise you to walk wearing long johns, once you go west past the Yangguan, there will be no more; 25. Ask you how much sorrow you can have, like a pair of long johns hanging by the bed; 26. Once there was a thick pair of long johns in front of me, yet I did not cherish them… 27. If an old friend from the porcelain city asks, just say I want to buy long johns; 28. Long johns, long johns, startling a flock of gulls and egrets; 29. You are my long johns... leaving me with no way out... at the ends of the earth, where are the wool pants... reluctantly, only the 580D nylon fabric! 30. Ten years of life and death, both vast and boundless, without thinking, still unforgettable; without wearing long johns, there is no place to speak of sorrow; 31. Long johns are everlasting, one pair will be passed down forever; 32. When will long johns appear, I hold my legs and ask the blue sky.I don't know how much long johns cost this year as compared to last year… 33. For all long johns, wear them long and you'll take them off, take them off long and you'll wear them again. 34. Searching for him thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly turning around, that person is by the bedside wearing long johns… 35. I shall ascend to the peak together wearing long johns. 36. Last night the east wind blew over the little tower again, long johns are unbearable when looking back at the wardrobe. 37. For a thousand long johns, there are a thousand Hamlet mothers. 38. Prose must refer to Qin and Han, poetry must be in the flourishing Tang, clothing must be long johns. 39. I gently wave my hand, taking away not a single pair of long johns. 40. The night gave me black long johns, yet I use them as a tablecloth… 41. Nikolai Ostrovsky: 'How Long Johns Are Woven' 42. What is the most precious thing in the 21st century? Long johns! 43. My heart was devoted to long johns, but alas, long johns protect his legs… 44. Gun in hand, come with me, to the store, steal long johns! 45. — Excuse me, printed long johns. — No long johns. — How about printed wool pants then? — No prints. 46. — Brother, fill it up! — Brother, don't just focus on wearing long johns! — Sorry, I didn't see that you are a woman… — Ok, all full, your long johns are also on inside out. 47. — What am I to you? — You are my long johns. — Huh? So I'm long johns. — Then I can wear you on my body.
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