A young teacher had just finished telling a little boy in her class a story about a sheep. She said that one sheep was eaten by a wolf because it had left the flock. "Do you understand?" she said. "If this sheep had behaved and not left the flock, it would not have been eaten by the wolf, right?" "Yes, teacher," the little boy replied, "but then we would eat it later."
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A wife held two straws of almost the same length and asked her two-and-a-half-year-old daughter: "Baby, look at these two straws. Which one is longer?" The daughter glanced and said, "The one next to the short one!" Instantly everyone was stunned!
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In the office, the teacher handed me 10 yuan and softly said: "Get a case for your phone." I held my Nokia from three years ago and mumbled, "Teacher, my phone is broken, I can't use it..." The teacher sighed and stuffed the money into my hand, "Here, use it for the classroom floor in our class."
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When Liu Bei became emperor, all the straw sandal sellers threw sandals to celebrate, imagining that the spring of the straw sandal industry had finally arrived.
But soon, the Shu kingdom issued a decree to add a 30% tax on selling straw sandals, not knowing that Liu Bei already knew exactly how much money could be made selling straw sandals.
