A bit of humor (not a dirty joke, I hope..)
Tang Seng was captured by a female demon and tied up in a cave. Tang Seng asked, 'May I ask, honored lady, who are you?' The female demon took off all her clothes and said, 'You will know if you lick me.' Tang Seng said, 'The little monk will obey.' After licking, Tang Seng said, 'So fresh!' The female demon revealed her true form and said, 'I am chicken essence!'
