Who knows where to download Ninja Panda?
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In 20XX, an elderly man, on the brink of death, tremblingly said to his grandson, "Child… wait… the video version of V5 QQ… comes out, you must… burn it… for me…." The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I definitely will." After hearing his grandson's words, Grandpa closed his eyes contentedly. In 21XX, an elderly man, on the verge of death, knelt in front of a grave, unable to hold back tears: "My grandson is unfilial, all these years I have waited and never saw the release of V5 video QQ, I have brought shame to my ancestors!" After saying this, with rage and urgency overwhelming him, his whole body shuddered twice and went still. Yet his eyes remained wide open, never resting in peace! After the grandson's death, he went to heaven, and one day he met God. God said: "I can grant you one wish." He said, "Can you sink the Japanese islands?" God replied: "That is too difficult, choose another." The grandson then said, "Can you make Tencent release V5 video QQ?" God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What was your previous wish? Come… bring me the globe so I can take a look~ let's talk about Japan instead."
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