The Memorial on the Deployment of Troops, Zhuge Liang's Roar.

The late emperor's talent barely reached halfway and then he just let go! Orphans and widows were just thrown to me! Isn't it? Isn't it! The world is divided into three parts! Yizhou, ours, is the most tragic! Isn't it? Isn't it! Damn it, it's like death is at the door, do you know? Do you know! A bunch of suffering loyal ministers still have to give their youth for Shu! Isn't it! Working themselves to exhaustion! All just to wipe the late emperor's ass! All just to feed the emperor as he grows up! Are you not a fool? Can you not? Can you not! Can you stop talking nonsense? Learn from 'The King's Oral Skills'! Can you not! Can you not treat every minister who gives advice as part of the Five Wei Coins Gang? Can you not! When someone commits a crime, can you not treat their father as Li Gang? Can the relevant departments handle cases according to law? Can you not! When praising others, can you write one less line about 'Chengdu Taixue is a good school'? Can you not! Can you not! Guo Youzhi, can you be any more important! Fei Yi, can you listen a little more! Seeing Dong Yun, can you dodge a bit further away! They are all great people! Loyal and honest! They are a hundred million times better than those experts Qiao Zhou! Are you still giving them a 'good guy card'? Isn't it! Isn't it! General Xiang Chong! He's really good at his job! Even the late emperor said he could! Do you say he can or not! Say can or not! Xiang Chong says 'I can'! He's really not a walking advertisement! You can't just leave with a 'sorry, I already have trusted people'! Less interaction with gold-fishing uncles, only then can the Former Han prosper! Isn't it! If you stay obsessed every day like a stinky otaku, the Later Han will die in its room! Do you hear? Die indoors! Die indoors! The late emperor patted my thigh and scolded them every day! Emperor Han Heng is just an idiot! Emperor Han Ling is just brain-dead! Our Shu is not strong! Everything is just clouds! Isn't it! I originally was working in a second-tier city! Do you think I was happy? No Luoyang household registration! Can't buy horses or carts! Can't buy a house! Even if allowed, damn it, can't afford it! Your father comes to recruit me! That means no good intentions! Three insurances and one fund, isn't it! Isn't it! Year-end benefits, isn't it! Isn't it! I was unlucky as soon as I started the job! Working twenty-eight hours a day! Working twelve days a week! I have been doing this for twenty-one damn years! Five Olympic Games have already passed! Your father wants me to help you continue working!You didn't tell me I had to go on a business trip to the southern barbarians! Is that even a place for people to go! It's so hot! So many elephants! I'll cross the Lu River in May, deep into the barren lands! Do you know what barren means! It means there's not even a hair! Finally got it done! Now I have to head north again to fight Cao Wei! Fighting day in and day out, do you think our Shu Han is the United States! Our whole country's population isn't even worth one aircraft carrier! This is all the Emperor's fault! Letting the CEO make plans himself is just unreliable! Anyway, I'm going north tomorrow! Let me tell you the truth! When people die, their privates point to the sky! Dead ball is dead ball! What is there to be afraid of! This is all the local Shu people's curse words! Promise the Emperor you'll give me a shout-out on the news! If we lose, just block out the words 'Northern Expedition' and 'Cao Wei'! A loyal minister can't afford to get hurt, can't afford it! Tears falling in front of the memorial, I don't know what to say! It just means I can't read, these words are just randomly typed! No interprovincial delivery! Got it? Got it!