Prank Texts and Prank Literature 1

1. There will be a cold wave in the next two days. Handsome guys and pretty girls should dress warmly. Ugly ones won't need it—one frozen to death is one less to beautify the city. This text message has been processed by technology; only handsome guys and beautiful women can receive it... Oh! Just now, a guy surnamed Hu called to ask for your number. I didn't tell him. In the end, he cried and said he was Hu Jintao. And asked me to tell you: The Party Central Committee wishes you good health! Hehe, if you receive this message, please send it to those you care about to remind them to keep warm! This winter will be very cold." ^_^ "Hehe..." 2. Congratulations! I've been admitted to the Shameless Class of the Toad Department at United Nations Frog University. Please bring your mental illness certificate, take bus 514 to Foolish Road, get off at 'Stupid Death Street,' and stand at the school gate with a silly smile when registering! 3. When I was in elementary school, my family was too poor to afford a bicycle, so I could only take a taxi home. In middle school, because I excelled academically, the school kept me for two more years. The high school principal thought I had a promising future and charged me an extra 30,000 yuan. The current homeroom teacher thought I was very independent and decided to let me drop out. So I became a rogue, willing to go to the bone for my brother, stab my brother twice for a beauty. Brothers are like siblings, beauties are like clothes. Whoever steals my clothes will cut their hands and feet; whoever touches my hands and feet will wear their clothes. I used to think I was talented, but unfortunately, I was wrong, I wasn't! I never expected I would be a genius! Damn... Helpless, I once thought about ending my life! But your appearance gave me the courage to live. Thank you! Do you know, when I first saw you, I thought: You can survive with such a foolish look, why can't I! My benefactor! 4. After doing my homework for a long time, I casually turned on the radio. A gentle voice came through: If your skin is pink and your facial hair is soft, it means you're very healthy... Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my own face, looked in the mirror, and looked healthy and cute. At that moment, I heard the announcer say: Alright, dear listeners, that's all for our 'Pig Farming Knowledge Lecture.' 5. A man posted his photo on a marriage advertisement and wrote: This is a purely original work, copyright belongs to my parents! If you need to have a child! Please contact me to register your marriage! 6. I am in despair. I haven't heard from you for three days, my mind is in turmoil, searching everywhere for the pond you love; The little room where you dine; The lawn where you sleep;Still seeing no trace of you, my heart is broken. How could the little turtle I've raised for so long just get lost? 7. Last night I had a dream, I saw you chasing a pig, running very fast. You chased very seriously and persistently, finally cornering the pig in a dead-end alley. You saw the pig kneel down and plead with you: 'Born of the same root, why be so impatient to harm each other?' 8. When lonely, having you with me is companionship; when bored, having you gives me peace of mind. With you, I can sleep soundly every night; with you, I can be happy every day. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, it's been hard on you, here's a meaty bone as a treat. Happy April Fool's Day! 9. When you are alone and feeling empty and lonely, a pencil might be your best toy. You can cut it with a small knife, sharpen it, chop it, and at the same time vent your emotions, shouting loudly: I kill the pencil, I kill the pencil, I have killed the pencil… 10. Your watery eyes are full of innocence; your cute and clumsy gait is so adorable; your precious fur coat is extremely fashionable. That day, when I met you on the street, my heart started pounding uncontrollably. I was just about to go greet you when I heard another soft voice calling you: 'Wangcai, come home, it's time to eat!'