Classic dialogues before and after men and women have relations

The original poster: ★☆★♂Θ Night ★☆★♂ Views: 446 Replies: 8 Posted in: 2012-12-02 21:58:11
【Please read, there are highlights】 A conversation in which a man tries to coax a woman when he wants to have a relationship with her:

Man: Do you know? Every day I also think about how I would get through the day without you.
Woman: If you don't have me in your heart, I will leave you immediately.
Man: Impossible, my heart has always been hoping for this.
Woman: If other girls try to seduce you, can you stay clear-headed? Will you definitely not get involved with them?
Man: Needless to say, it's only natural.
Woman: Do I have to do all the housework alone?
Man: Don't worry, I'll find someone else outside to help you with it.
Woman: What if in the future I can't be your perfect lover?
Man: Even so, your image in my heart will never change.
Woman: If I become your wife, one day I will grow old and become unattractive, but by then I will take care of the family, educate our children, and honor your parents.
Man: Darling, that is so touching, it's truly what I've always dreamed of.
Woman: But if one day I am no longer in this world, you should find someone who loves you again.
Man: Silly child, in that case I would rather stay single for life.
Woman: Then please only love me from now on, don't look at other beautiful women.
Man: Of course, that goes without saying.
Woman: If an old lover comes to you and says she still misses you, would you rekindle the old relationship with her?
Man: I wouldn't care, it has nothing to do with me.
Woman: Then if someone bullies me, what would you do?
Man: I would beat him up; I absolutely won't let that happen.
Woman: If I get pregnant, will you take responsibility?
Man: That's absolutely a man's responsibility and the proper way to act.
Woman: Will you spend most of your salary on gambling?
Man: No, that's unforgivable; I could never let that happen, even once.
Woman: If I make a mistake, will you forgive me?
Man: Certainly, and you should be tolerated for such things.
Woman: Will you cheat and be unfaithful to me?
Man: If that happened, the one who would suffer the most would definitely be me.
Woman: I want you to hug me every morning and say to me, "I love you."
Man: Needless to say, this should happen at least once every day.Woman: If you encounter a woman who keeps pestering you relentlessly, what would you do? Man: Then I'd tell her to give up on that idea soon. If she doesn't want to stop, she'll have to ask law enforcement for help. Woman: If you treat me badly, my mother will punish you for me. Man: The former is impossible, so the latter can't happen either. Woman: If I marry you in the future, would you be willing to let my mother live with you too? Man: Of course you can. As long as you bring her to our home, you'll see that we are deeply in love. Woman: I won't let you fool around outside, spend the night at other women's homes, or flirt around. Man: I'm definitely not the type of man who would do such things. Woman: If I argue with your family, will you stand by my side and protect me? Man: It depends, but usually you do. Woman: When you're angry, do you beat your lover? Man: Impossible, that kind of thing is basically a crime. Woman: Can you let me manage your salary and become your finance minister? Man: Of course, some things don't need to be made too clear. Woman: Do you love me for sex? Man: That kind of thing makes me sick, please stop saying that. Woman: You're so good, I want to love you forever and ever. [After having sex, read from bottom to top]
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Top night!
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Chamber pot...
This guy... feels the same way...
I realized it halfway through reading
That man wouldn't bite his tongue either? He told so many lies!
Most likely read backwards
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