→_→ So it turns out Brother Xuan, like Big Cun, also has this kind of hobby… I didn't notice.
Hehe, haha--- Hehe! Everyone saw it! The original poster just talks about long things when there's nothing to do, fussing and whining, as if he really wants to masturbate, EH-------! Sorry, it's not that he really wants to masturbate, he's just joking off for you to see, EH--YI------, is even smiling at you happily, ah! Help------ help! So, I grabbed the OP's tube, squeezed open his testicles, pulled out the tube, then used the tube to squeeze his glans, pulled hard, uh! The whole glans sticks out, then I raised my knife and struck—whoosh! The whole world is quiet!